New Comic is up and Medic is back in action

[pocketsurgeon]

If I had a billion dollars to play viz I could bring somevon back from ze dead too. And animal parts. Sophisticated equipment. Unlimited time und resources.

So a lot more zan you're currently giving me. But I am undeterred by your .. shortcomings. Should ze BLU Sniper ein your head be killed by something else ein zere I vill be happy to patch him up! I mean sure zere might be some side effects und failed attempts. But vouldn't zat all be vorzh it in ze pursuit of science?

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[pocketsurgeon]

Vere you still a team? You vere ein Australia. Vat vas he supposed to do? Shockingly more people zan just you get horribly injured and need medical attention.

[hasstandards]

They were hired to kill us! He bloody stood there and watched me die!

[pocketsurgeon]

You stand zere und vatch me die all ze time.

[hasstandards]

You're not my bloody teammate.

[pocketsurgeon]

He vasn't anymore either.

[He's not sure why he's defending the RED Medic at this point. Professional pride I guess.]

But he brought you back. I don't zink you appreciate vat a triumph zis is for ze medical community.

[hasstandards]

[Sniper snorts bitterly. He's not about to admit that he's wrong in this argument.]

I'm not sure how thrilled I am about it if he filled me with hyena blood, but at least I can get back to my job.

[S i g h.]

I suppose it could be worse.

[pocketsurgeon]

You should really stop saying zat. Everytime you do it comes true.

[hasstandards]

I'm not sure it could get worse than "I stayed dead," Doc.

Actually, that wouldn't've been so bad.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell zis could haff horrific side effects. You could slip into a coma, sustain total paralysis, have retrograde amnesia.

[hasstandards]

[Yep. He'd rather be dead than any of those choices.]

How'll I know if I'm gettin' any of those things?

[Not that he's worried. He's not.]

[pocketsurgeon]

I haff no idea.

[He sounds awfully cheerful about that.]

I suppose ve vait und see. You look fine now.

[hasstandards]

Hn.

[Mumble mumble.]

I've looked fine before and had plenty wrong.

[pocketsurgeon]

But zat vas you lying to yourself. You cannot lie to science.

[hasstandards]

I wasn't lying to myself. Why would I bloody do that?

[pocketsurgeon]

I don't know! Probably for ze same reason you don't seek medical attention until you're nearly dead.

[hasstandards]

Oi, those times in Paradise weren't my fault.

[Well, some of them.]

[pocketsurgeon]

[He folds his arms and glares, not believing Sniper at all.]

Who's fault vas it zen?

[hasstandards]

The gods running the blasted place.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zey specifically told you to bleed out vizzout calling me?

[hasstandards]

No, but they're the ones that let cultists invade in the first place.

[pocketsurgeon]

You can't blame ze cultists for everyzzing. You got injured long before zem.

[hasstandards]

That wasn't my fault, either!

[pocketsurgeon]

Who's fault vas it zat time?

[hasstandards]

This masked yobbo who attacked me for no bloody reason!

[pocketsurgeon]

Und ze time your Spy carried you to mein house?

[ He remembers eveey time. ]