New Comic is up and Medic is back in action

[pocketsurgeon]

If I had a billion dollars to play viz I could bring somevon back from ze dead too. And animal parts. Sophisticated equipment. Unlimited time und resources.

So a lot more zan you're currently giving me. But I am undeterred by your .. shortcomings. Should ze BLU Sniper ein your head be killed by something else ein zere I vill be happy to patch him up! I mean sure zere might be some side effects und failed attempts. But vouldn't zat all be vorzh it in ze pursuit of science?

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[hasstandards]

And what about assassins like me? Can't get much work if people don't bloody die.

[pocketsurgeon]

Couldn't you just knock zem out for a vhile? You're not getting paid by ze kill.



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Are you?

[hasstandards]

I'm not at liberty to discuss my contract.

[pocketsurgeon]

[He grimaces.]

Zhat seems unnecessary. Shouldn't it be point based? Or somesuch.

[hasstandards]

It oughtta be based on how well you do your job. Might convince some of the wankers on the teams to do their bloody jobs.

[pocketsurgeon]

Who's not doing zeir job?

[hasstandards]

You know how many times I've seen Scout runnin' his mouth instead of runnin' to the point?

[pocketsurgeon]

Zen he wouldn't be paid. Zis is not a bad system honestly.

[Guess who he thinks the most paid member of the team should be.]

[hasstandards]

[Probably not the same person Sniper is thinking of.]

Not to mention all the times I've seen Spy taunting the bloody Engineer, or Pyro chasin' ghosts around the dispenser rather than keepin' an eye on my back.

[pocketsurgeon]

You see? Zis is a good system.

However it wouldn't vork on people like Soldier. Or Demoman.

But perhaps people would do zeir jobs, and zen I'd haff more time for experiments.

[hasstandards]

Experiments.

[Never a word he likes.]

[pocketsurgeon]

Of course! Zink of everyzing zat can be achieved! I mean ve haff already brought somevon back from ze dead. Now to iterate on zat process.

Faster, cheaper, safer.

[hasstandards]

You're gonna end up with bloody zombies.

[pocketsurgeon]

Minor setbacks on ze road to success.