New Comic is up and Medic is back in action

[pocketsurgeon]

If I had a billion dollars to play viz I could bring somevon back from ze dead too. And animal parts. Sophisticated equipment. Unlimited time und resources.

So a lot more zan you're currently giving me. But I am undeterred by your .. shortcomings. Should ze BLU Sniper ein your head be killed by something else ein zere I vill be happy to patch him up! I mean sure zere might be some side effects und failed attempts. But vouldn't zat all be vorzh it in ze pursuit of science?

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[hasstandards]

I can tell ya right now he wouldn't be happy about that.

[pocketsurgeon]

About being alive?

[hasstandards]

About bein' patched up by anything other than that gun of yours.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zere's more to science zan ze Medigun you know. For instance zere's ze ability to completely exchange human blood for hyena blood.

[hasstandards]

What?

[Well, that thought made him massively uncomfortable for some reason. Can't imagine why.]

[pocketsurgeon]

Genetic splicing is still ein it's infancy, but viz enuff perseverance zink of ze possibilities!

Also let's remember ze whole point vich is: not being dead anymore.

[hasstandards]

You don't... think our Doc could've replaced someone's blood with somethin' from an animal, do ya?

[He's asking for a friend. Yep.]

[pocketsurgeon]

It's entirely possible!

[Hey it's that smile you love! The smug and evil one.]

How do you feel?

[hasstandards]

[Yep. There it is. That smile. Why do all you Medics seem to look alike? Marvel as he cringes.]

Fine. Ace. Glad to be alive so I can get back to work.

[pocketsurgeon]

No unusual side effects? Hallucinations? Nausea? Colorblindness? Inability to swallow?

[hasstandards]

No, so stop asking. I just bloody came back to life.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell ja, viz ze help of 1.3 billion dollars of somevon elses money.

[hasstandards]

You'd do the same if you could.

[pocketsurgeon]

Of course I vould!

Und you should be grateful. You could haff just been left dead.

[hasstandards]

[Grunt.]

Right. He owed it to me, stabbin' us in the back like that, workin' with those other mercenaries.

[pocketsurgeon]

Oh ja, taking a job to pay ze bills. Being professional.

How terrible.

[hasstandards]

There's a difference in bein' professional and bein' a snake, turnin' on your own team like that.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vere you still a team? You vere ein Australia. Vat vas he supposed to do? Shockingly more people zan just you get horribly injured and need medical attention.

[hasstandards]

They were hired to kill us! He bloody stood there and watched me die!

[pocketsurgeon]

You stand zere und vatch me die all ze time.

[hasstandards]

You're not my bloody teammate.

[pocketsurgeon]

He vasn't anymore either.

[He's not sure why he's defending the RED Medic at this point. Professional pride I guess.]

But he brought you back. I don't zink you appreciate vat a triumph zis is for ze medical community.

[hasstandards]

[Sniper snorts bitterly. He's not about to admit that he's wrong in this argument.]

I'm not sure how thrilled I am about it if he filled me with hyena blood, but at least I can get back to my job.

[S i g h.]

I suppose it could be worse.

[pocketsurgeon]

You should really stop saying zat. Everytime you do it comes true.

[hasstandards]

I'm not sure it could get worse than "I stayed dead," Doc.

Actually, that wouldn't've been so bad.