Tony is ever so thrilled about this AU. Really!

[iron_sparkles]

You actually did it. The running gag. The dumb joke among people already way below me in IQ, the fandom cliche that actually doesn't seem to be done enough to be a cliche, and you threw in a Twilight joke right in the username. And I can't drink alcohol anymore so I can't just get face deep in vodka unless this isn't a thing anymore.

But you know what? You don't have to be a genius - and I've seen your grades, you aren't - to know this won't go anywhere. Go ahead and post to all the memes you want. Tag people. See if you get any responses. The thing about trying to make a joke into an actual character is that nobody is interested but the people in on the joke, and none of them RP.

...or at least I hope so. Because if I have to seriously endure the ridicule from the entire team, renewed tension with Steve and more rockiness in my relationship with Pepper? I will get into your head and make your relive failing your Biology final every night you sleep from now until you delete this account.

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I deeply approve of this AU

[eyes_everywhere]

How did I guess you would be picked up by a Ventrue?

[She's amused but also just trying to clear the mood. Things weren't exactly easy with the Embrace. Even she knew that.]

I'm Riley. Nice to meet your Mr. Stark.

[She offers out her hand.]

I don't know much more than you, but I would be willing to help you out.

I'm so mad I don't have a journal for my caitiff rn

[lollipoppings]

THAT'S SO COOL!

Ohmygosh, except, what's your preference? Like, for feeding it you're all blue blood--Oooh--and if you bite on people and just kill them that's totally a douchey thing to do, so I super hope you don't.

[like_a_gerbil]

[Spending decades under the ice doesn't mean that Steve doesn't get the joke. Somehow he manages to fight back a smile, looking serious even if he's amused over the user name. There's more important things to focus on than the sparkly vampire jokes.]

Y'know there doesn't have to be tension between us. I'm willing to apologize and start over if you'll accept the apology.

lost my icons for this Ragabash Bone Gnawer, and haven't gotten around to getting new ones

[wolfthatgrins]

I thinks it's only fair to warn you that the werewolf community hates you twice over now.