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dear_mun2014-07-29 12:03 pm
iron_sparkles) wrote in dear_mun2014-07-29 12:03 pm
Tony is ever so thrilled about this AU. Really!
You actually did it. The running gag. The dumb joke among people already way below me in IQ, the fandom cliche that actually doesn't seem to be done enough to be a cliche, and you threw in a Twilight joke right in the username. And I can't drink alcohol anymore so I can't just get face deep in vodka unless this isn't a thing anymore.
But you know what? You don't have to be a genius - and I've seen your grades, you aren't - to know this won't go anywhere. Go ahead and post to all the memes you want. Tag people. See if you get any responses. The thing about trying to make a joke into an actual character is that nobody is interested but the people in on the joke, and none of them RP.
...or at least I hope so. Because if I have to seriously endure the ridicule from the entire team, renewed tension with Steve and more rockiness in my relationship with Pepper? I will get into your head and make your relive failing your Biology final every night you sleep from now until you delete this account.
But you know what? You don't have to be a genius - and I've seen your grades, you aren't - to know this won't go anywhere. Go ahead and post to all the memes you want. Tag people. See if you get any responses. The thing about trying to make a joke into an actual character is that nobody is interested but the people in on the joke, and none of them RP.
...or at least I hope so. Because if I have to seriously endure the ridicule from the entire team, renewed tension with Steve and more rockiness in my relationship with Pepper? I will get into your head and make your relive failing your Biology final every night you sleep from now until you delete this account.
I have no idea when I'll ever use her but my friends are into her canon, so. Vamps for everyone!
[She looks at him with a mixture of curiosity and apprehension, but states anyway:] If you are ever in need of help, you can always come to me. I may only have power in New York, but I owe you. You, and all the others who were there that day that helped us. [They're all dead now, however. Steve is the last person she can extend benefits and protection to.] It will never compare to what you did for me, but if you need anything, just send a message through Tony.
And if anyone ever tries to turn you against your will I will find them. After everything you've done, you deserve to live your life as you want to, not as anyone else does.