Tony is ever so thrilled about this AU. Really!

[iron_sparkles]

You actually did it. The running gag. The dumb joke among people already way below me in IQ, the fandom cliche that actually doesn't seem to be done enough to be a cliche, and you threw in a Twilight joke right in the username. And I can't drink alcohol anymore so I can't just get face deep in vodka unless this isn't a thing anymore.

But you know what? You don't have to be a genius - and I've seen your grades, you aren't - to know this won't go anywhere. Go ahead and post to all the memes you want. Tag people. See if you get any responses. The thing about trying to make a joke into an actual character is that nobody is interested but the people in on the joke, and none of them RP.

...or at least I hope so. Because if I have to seriously endure the ridicule from the entire team, renewed tension with Steve and more rockiness in my relationship with Pepper? I will get into your head and make your relive failing your Biology final every night you sleep from now until you delete this account.

Comments

It's fine.

[iron_sparkles]

Wait, what? I get the whole 'life isn't hard enough, let's be assholes to each other' thing, because people are idiots no matter what their species is, but what else did I do?

Re: It's fine.

[wolfthatgrins]

Most werewolves have massive issues with technology. Comes from that whole being wild animals with an ever-decreasing natural habitat thing.

And it's not a let's all be assholes to each other thing on my group's end. I will freely admit that I, and a lot of the people I run with, are in fact assholes, but we're assholes who've been keeping the fucking apocalypse from happening since prehistory. And unfortunately for you, your newly undead status moves up its timetable. Not by much, but it does.

[iron_sparkles]

Yeah, because I'm going to wreck so much of the boundless, untouched wilderness of Manhattan. My tech used to be all for war, now it's all invested in clean energy. Explain to me how my stuff hurts you, again?

...really. Really. You're going to get pissy with people when someone else turns them against their will. That's liking blaming a child for being born when the mom had access to abortion. There's so many logical fallacies there I can't even begin to unpack them.