On horn piles and sopor pies and being a horrible, horrible person.

[chronomancer]

oh
my
fuckin
gog
I Hate You
wwhy the hell wwould you evven
im nevver goin to Livve This Dowwn
evver
do you havve any idea
howw fuckin awwful sopor hangovvers are
any fuckin idea at all
theyre Really Fuckin Awwful
thats wwhat they are
...
fuck
couldnt you just take the other arm
you should havve just taken the other arm
its not too late
...
come on
stop cacklin it aint funny
...
wwhat
do you mean
"it gets wworse before it gets better"
it cant possibly get any fuckin wworse
...
thats Not a goddamn Challenge

Comments

[gloomyapoplectic]

Perhaps
You Should Remain On Respiteblock Rest Until You Have Recovered From Your Sopor Binge And Impromptu Amputation
Is There Anything I Can Do To Assist
?
After I Make What Could Be Considered Most Of A Recovery Myself That Is

[chronomancer]

[asflghdlfkjghdlsfg OH SHIT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT!]

ah
kan
its
its okay
estelle kind a healed me fine from
the arm
thing
an the hangovvers pretty much gone by noww
really
i wwas
just
you shouldnt wworry

[gloomyapoplectic]

[Too bad she did.]

Oh
I Am Glad To Hear It
But Telling Me Not To Worry Seems Somewhat Unfair Considering The Amount Of Worrying You Do Eridan
And Considering What Happened

[chronomancer]

its okay
its no big deal really
an you
wwell
you havve to recovver from that
you knoww me kan
ill be fine
i alwways am

[gloomyapoplectic]

Im Just Tired Mostly
Thankfully Everything Important Gets Repaired Once You Resurrect

I Dont Know
I Am Sometimes Of The Opinion That You Are Less Fine Than You Claim To Be Eridan
It Just
Worries Me
Thats All

[chronomancer]

im glad to hear that
an
dont wworry
i promise
im alright

[<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 i mean thank god Karkat isn't here]

[gloomyapoplectic]

I Hope You Understand That I Will Hold You To That Promise

Oh
And If Your Reels Are Still Tangled
I Would Be Happy To Help You Set Them Back In Order

[thank god indeed.]

[chronomancer]

[Kan, stop making him wax as red as your blood, it's unhealthy on account of your motherfucking terrifying moirail]

i knoww
im kind a lousy at it
but you knoww i do my best to keep them

oh
theyre
mostly sorted out noww

[hystericull]

Aw bRo yOu kNoW WhAt gEtS ThEm rAtTlEd lItTlE StArS In yOuR BeLlY To aLl bEiNg tO SeTtLe tHe mOtHeRfUcK DoWn?

MoRe pIe :o)

[chronomancer]

yeah
no
i
dont think that wwould be the best idea
at all
in fact
i think im goin into an strict
wwaffle
diet
yes

[hystericull]

HaHaHa bUt yOu wAs sO ChIlL, bRo
DeFiNiTeLy wAs tO Be fUcKiN AlL Up aNd aT A WiCkEd cHiLl wItH LiKe, YoUr iNnEr lItTlE GrEeN DuDe
It's aLl cOoL ThOuGh, MoThErFuCkEr
I AiN'T A BrOtHeR To aLl tOuCh aNd tElL

ExCePt, Uh
GuEsS I AlL KiNdA WaS To fUcKiN Do tHaT JuSt nOw
OoOoPs

[chronomancer]

...it happens
its okay
wwe
wwere kind a
in a really open hallwway
i think my point is
in fact
that it wwasnt exactly a privvate thing
not that i think gettin high on sopor is okay if its privvate
i can
chill
wwithout it
honest










that said
thank you

[hystericull]

Oh, UhH, wE WeRe?
WeLl, DoN'T MaTtEr mUcH FuCkIn nOnE AnYwAy
WhEn tWo mOtHeRfUcKeRs gEt tHeIr gOoD FeEl oN
AiN'T CoOl tO AlL Be tO InTeRrUpTiNg tHaT ShIt, YoU FeEl mE, dOg?
ShOuLdN'T GeT AlL YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg wOrRy oN AbOuT If sOmE PeEpS WeRe aT HaViNg tHeIr sTuBs sWiNgIn tO A BrOtHeR WhIlE He bE LiKe, KiCkInG A MyStIcAl fUzZy zOnE, i tHiNk
BuT ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR Be aLl tO BeLiEvInG ThAt nOiSe wHeN He aLl sEe iT! HaHaHaHa

AnD It aIn't nO ThInG, lItTlE DuDe
I Be aLl tO HaVe mY FuCkIn aRmS OpEn wHeNeVeR A BrOtHeR Or sIsTeR NeEd iT
AlWaYs tO Be hAvInG A MoThErFuCkInG TiN Of sLiMe iN OnE Of tHeM, tOo
CaUsE No mAtTeR HoW ChIlL A BrO SaY He aLl fUcKiN Is
SoMe oF ThE TiMe hE JuSt nEeD To tOsS BaCk a pIe wItHoUt eVeN AlL KnOwIn iT

[chronomancer]

its
still somewwhat mortifyin
id
nevver really done that
before



oh i
wwouldnt wwant to be an inconvvenience
really
you did more than enough

[hystericull]

No wOrRiEs, MaN! :oD
FoR ReAl, LiKe i sAiD AiN'T No mOtHeRfUcKeR EvEr tO Be nOt wElCoMe tO GeT A WiCkEd cHiLl aLl gOiNg wItH Me
AnD, uHh, I ThInK ThAt's wHaT FiRsT TiMeS Be fOr
Be mEaNiNg aLl lIkE, aIn't nO BrOtHeR Or sIsTeR EvEr tO hAd sUcH An eXpErIeNcE WhAt's bEfOrE It, PrObAbLy
So lIkE, dOn't rEaLlY MoThErFuCkIn sEe wHaT ThE BiG DeAl aLl iN ThAt iS
HoNk

[chronomancer]

i wwill keep it in mind
it wwas
kind a fun
you knoww
before the throwin up an all that

[caligulas_aquarium]

if its any consolation i experienced somethin far wworse than a sopor hangovver a little wwhile ago in the game im at

[chronomancer]

did you
ended up gettin your horns fondled
because i did
fuck
i wwent and did some fondlin myself

[caligulas_aquarium]

nope
swwapped bodies wwith fef for a wweek
care to try an top that levvel a sheer fuckin awwkwwardness

[chronomancer]

it was gamzee
it wwasnt evven My gamzee
and i met him fivve minutes prior

[caligulas_aquarium]

look gamz is vvery fuckin strange i think thats a univversal constant
just learn to fuckin deal ww it it isnt that big a deal
in fact your shit all sounds pretty damn tame compared to mine

[Yes, he's determined to prove he's suffering more.

Against himself.

Oh Eridan.]

[chronomancer]

[It's Eridan. In plural. It's not IC if they don't try to one up each other. Even when it comes to how pathetic they are, which I guess means they try to one less each other. Or something. Point is! It's IC.]

...im sorry
howw many arms do you havve again?

[caligulas_aquarium]

howw many times havve you been told youre better off dead

i regret nothing

[sincerelyironic]

someone disarm you brosef?

snrk, it's okay, it's been arm-pun all over the place

[chronomancer]

in
the most unironic
possible
wway