On horn piles and sopor pies and being a horrible, horrible person.

[chronomancer]

oh
my
fuckin
gog
I Hate You
wwhy the hell wwould you evven
im nevver goin to Livve This Dowwn
evver
do you havve any idea
howw fuckin awwful sopor hangovvers are
any fuckin idea at all
theyre Really Fuckin Awwful
thats wwhat they are
...
fuck
couldnt you just take the other arm
you should havve just taken the other arm
its not too late
...
come on
stop cacklin it aint funny
...
wwhat
do you mean
"it gets wworse before it gets better"
it cant possibly get any fuckin wworse
...
thats Not a goddamn Challenge

Comments

[gloomyapoplectic]

Im Just Tired Mostly
Thankfully Everything Important Gets Repaired Once You Resurrect

I Dont Know
I Am Sometimes Of The Opinion That You Are Less Fine Than You Claim To Be Eridan
It Just
Worries Me
Thats All

[chronomancer]

im glad to hear that
an
dont wworry
i promise
im alright

[<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 i mean thank god Karkat isn't here]

[gloomyapoplectic]

I Hope You Understand That I Will Hold You To That Promise

Oh
And If Your Reels Are Still Tangled
I Would Be Happy To Help You Set Them Back In Order

[thank god indeed.]

[chronomancer]

[Kan, stop making him wax as red as your blood, it's unhealthy on account of your motherfucking terrifying moirail]

i knoww
im kind a lousy at it
but you knoww i do my best to keep them

oh
theyre
mostly sorted out noww

[gloomyapoplectic]

[ok as far as terrifying moirails go, she really thinks eridan's is much scarier than silly old karkat :|]

It Will Be A Running Gauntlet For My Forgiveness If You Do Not Keep This One
So You Should Aim For Great Heights This Time

[joking, joking.]

Oh Im Glad
I Had Heard Last By Proxy Of My Mundane That They Were Still A Little Messy

[chronomancer]

[Ex. Ex moirail. Sob.]

you are wwelcome to make me grovvel
if i break it
is that okay

[So. Many. <3s.]

kinda
eq helped sorted them out some
but
its a lot of film

[gloomyapoplectic]

[...shhhhhh.]

Yes That Sounds Like An Excellent Plan
But I Think
That I Would Likely End Up Forgiving You Easily Regardless
So I Suppose The Groveling Isnt Really Necessary
Unless You Want To Do It

[wow that was such an easy opportunity for a suggestive joke, he should probably be happy that she's not that kind of troll.]

Well
If You Are In Need Of Further Assistance With Them
My Door Is Always Open

[chronomancer]

youre too good to me kan
i feel
it bears repeatin

[He might not survive a suggestive joke from her, so I think this is for the best.]

...thank you