On horn piles and sopor pies and being a horrible, horrible person.

[chronomancer]

oh
my
fuckin
gog
I Hate You
wwhy the hell wwould you evven
im nevver goin to Livve This Dowwn
evver
do you havve any idea
howw fuckin awwful sopor hangovvers are
any fuckin idea at all
theyre Really Fuckin Awwful
thats wwhat they are
...
fuck
couldnt you just take the other arm
you should havve just taken the other arm
its not too late
...
come on
stop cacklin it aint funny
...
wwhat
do you mean
"it gets wworse before it gets better"
it cant possibly get any fuckin wworse
...
thats Not a goddamn Challenge

Comments

well THAT is because you're a MOTHERFUCKING BLAST to hang out with sis

[chronomancer]

yeah
wwe can do that
definitely sooner rather than later too

uh
if im honest
i wwould
much rather not knoww wwhere it is
at all
the legs wwere bad enough

[hystericull]

WhAt yOuR LeGs wAs aLl iN ThErE?
ThE ThErMaL HuLl, I Be aLl tO MoThErFuCkIn mEaN
ThAt bE ThE MoSt cRaZiEsT WiCkEdEsT ShIt, BrO!
HaHaHaHaHa
Oh, FuCk

I AiN'T GoTtEn tO Be aLl lOsInG AnY SuCh lImBs yEt, I FuCkIn tHiNk
BuT YoUr bIg dUdE WaS AlL To wAnT To uP AnD CuLl a mOtHeRfUcKeR A LiTtLe wHiLe aGo
ThAt wAs kInDa sCaRy :o(

[chronomancer]

someone elses
actually
a brownbloods from the look a it
but they wwere old and frozen
an eq wwas freakin out about it

...run
dont ask questions
dont let him do anythin
Just
Fuckin
Run

[hystericull]

Uh, Oh
FuCk
I ThInK I MiGhT, uH
Be aLl kNoWiNg aT WhO YoU'Re tO Be mOtHeRfUcKiNg rEfErRiNg tO, mAyBe :o(

WeLl i aLl tOlD HiM If a bRoThEr hAd tO GeT HiS HaRsH On hE CoUlD AlL Do iT
AiN'T No gOoD AlL LeTtInG ThAt nOiSe uP AnD FuCkIn fEsTeR
ToLd tHaT BrO He cOuLd tAkE OnE OuT On tHe hOrNkEePeR If nEeD FuCkIn bE
ThOuGh i dId aSk hIm tO SpArE ThE PiLe
CaUsE AiN'T NoThIn tHe fUcKiN PiLe eVeR DiD To nO MoThErFuCkEr, WhAt's fOr dAmN SuRe

[chronomancer]

...
im sorry
about that
i didnt
im sorry



no
gamzee
no
just
Stay The Fuck Awway
from dualscar
Hell, look.
See all the normal, nice punctuation?
I mean it.
I really, really mean it.
Stay the fuck away from Dualscar.
You don't want him in your pile.
You sure as fuck don't want him anywhere near you.

[hystericull]

It's aLl cOoL, mOtHeRfUcKeR
LiTtLe bRo tHaT AlL GoT ThEm fUcKeRs sAwEd oFf bE RiGhT As rAiN
He eVeN Be aLl hErE In tHe tOwEr, ToO! :oD

FiShBrO YoU AiN'T GoTtA Be gEtTiNg yOuR MoThErFuCkInG GrAmMaTiCaL CoRrEcTnEsS On aT A BrOtHeR In tHe hArShEsT Of wAyS SuCh lIkE YoU ArE To bE DoInG NoW
LiTtLe fUcKiN ChIrPbEaSt tOlD AlL At mE ThAt a bRoThEr cAn't bE GeTtInG AlL CuLlEd wItHoUt pOpPiNg tHeM LoOkStUbS AlL OpEn iN ThIs fUcKiN PaRtY WhAt's rIgHt tHe fUcK AwAy aFtEr, RiGhT?
AiN'T No hArM In tHaT If iT LeTs tHaT MoThErFuCkEr gEt iT OuTtA HiS FuCkIn sYsTeM

[chronomancer]

...
youll still die
and youll still get hurt



i dont wwant you to get hurt

[hystericull]

Aw bRo tHaT Be wIcKeD KiNdS Of cHiLl oF YoU
BuT It tAkE MoRe tHaN A FuCkIn fAkEy fAkE CuLlInG To kEeP A MoThErFuCkEr dOwN
BiG DuDe iS KiNdA FuCkIn sCaRy, ThOuGh, I'Ll gIvE AlL ThAt aT HiM
ThInK ThE NeTwOrK GoT AlL GrOuChY AnD Up aNd wEnT To cUt uS ThE FuCk oFf
wHeN We wAs aLl aT KiCkIn tHe wIcKeD ShIt aRoUnD AnD He fIrSt uP AnD GoT AlL HaRsH On a bRoThEr
AnD He aIn't wEnT To mEsSaGe a mOtHeRfUcKeR BaCk wHeN I AlL AsKeD If hE WaS StIlL ArOuNd
So mAyBe hE DoN'T LiKe tAlKiNg aT Me mUcH AnYwAy

[chronomancer]

hes a wwhole lot scarier wwhen hes loomin ovver you wwith that swword a his

[hystericull]

DoN'T GeT Me fUcKiN WrOnG, mAn
BiG ErIbRo dOnE To sCaRe tHe eVeRhOnKiNg bItChEs oUtTa tHiS MoThErFuCkEr
AiN'T No bRoThEr yOu aLl bE WaNtInG To mEeT WhEn hE GoT A ThOrNpLaNt uP HiS NoOk, FoR FuCkInG SuRe
Or eVeN WhEn hE DoN'T

SoRrY He aLl gOt tO Be gEtTiNg hIs hArSh oN At yOu, DuDe
:o(

[chronomancer]

its okay
i think
wwevve
come to somethin a an understandin
him an i
kind a
so dont wworry about me
im more worried about you to be honest

[hystericull]

HaHaHaHa lIkE I SaId, BrOtHeR
DoN'T ThInK ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR GoT ThE GuMpTiOn tO EvEn bE CoNsIdErInG WaNtInG To sHoOt tHe sHiT At mE WhAt's aGaIn
AnD DoN'T ExAcTlY GeT To tHiNkIn i aLl wAs tO Be hIs cUp oF MoThErFuCkInG FaYgO, nEiThEr

WoN'T TaLk tO HiM A FuCkIn gAiN If iT GoT YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg pAn aLl iN SuCh a tIzZy, ThOuGh

[chronomancer]

...thank you
im
sorry for bein bossy

[hystericull]

No wOrRiEs!
SoMeTiMeS ThIs bRoThEr nEeD To aLl gEt tO Be sAsSeD As tO WhEn hE AiN'T DoInG ThE ShIt rIgHt, YoU FeEl mE?
AiN'T No tHiNg tO GeT YoUr tElL At mE WhEn i fUcK Up
CaUsE I Do iT A FuCkIn lOt
HaHaHaHa

[chronomancer]

its okay
im
kind a an expert in fuckin up
myself

[hystericull]

NoT FrOm wHaT I AlL SeEn :o)

[chronomancer]

no
i hope you nevver do see it
cause then youll be doomed
an thatd suck

[hystericull]

YoU SuRe bE A DoWnEr, BrOtHeR
GoTtA GeT YoUr cHeEr aLl bAcK On, I FuCkIn tHiNk
I AiN'T GoNnA GeT My dOoMeDnEsS AlL GoInG YeT
TuRn oFf tHe wOrRy sHiT AnD GeT A WiCkEd gRiN BaCk oN YoUr fAcE
CoMe oN I SeEn iT WhAt's bEfOrE I KnOw yOu cAn aLl tO FuCkIn dO It
HaHaHaHa

[chronomancer]

i think
that youvve seen more of me
than most
im not really sure thats a privvilege
though

[hystericull]

ShAmE To bE ThAt i dOn't aLl rEmEmBeR MuCh, ThEn
GeT A FeEl oN Of hApPy cOlOrS AnD WaRm fUzZiEs tHoUgH
If tHaT Be aLl tHe mIrAcLeS YoU'Re aT ReFeRrInG In
ThEn a mOtHeRfUcKeR'S PrEtTy sUrE He'd bE AlL To cOuNtInG ThAt sHiT As a fUcKiN PrIvIlEgE! :oD

[chronomancer]

...
oh






[GET OUT, GAMZEE. STOP EMBARRASSING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.]

[hystericull]

Oh wHaT, mOtHeRfUcKeR?
WhAt yOu aLl tRyInG To bE At sAyInG On mE
YoU AiN'T Be aLl rEcAlLiNg tHe sHiT ThE SaMe wAy aS WhAt's i'm tO Be?

[CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP NEVER STOPPING.]

[chronomancer]

actually i
...
nevvermind
its nothin





[he has. pretty good memories. will not be sharing them. also, your horns are pretty damn fondlable.]

[hystericull]

AwWw tHaT AiN'T MoThErFuCkIn fAiR
I AlL Up aNd tOlD YoU My sHiT
DoN'T Be hOlDiNg oUt oN A MoThErFuCkEr nOw, BrO
ThAt aLl tO Be tOtAlLy fUcKiNg uNcOoL :o(

[chronomancer]

its
nothin really
i just remember

[Every. Single. Fucking. Thing.]

havvin fun