On horn piles and sopor pies and being a horrible, horrible person.

[chronomancer]

oh
my
fuckin
gog
I Hate You
wwhy the hell wwould you evven
im nevver goin to Livve This Dowwn
evver
do you havve any idea
howw fuckin awwful sopor hangovvers are
any fuckin idea at all
theyre Really Fuckin Awwful
thats wwhat they are
...
fuck
couldnt you just take the other arm
you should havve just taken the other arm
its not too late
...
come on
stop cacklin it aint funny
...
wwhat
do you mean
"it gets wworse before it gets better"
it cant possibly get any fuckin wworse
...
thats Not a goddamn Challenge

Comments

[gloomyapoplectic]

Perhaps
You Should Remain On Respiteblock Rest Until You Have Recovered From Your Sopor Binge And Impromptu Amputation
Is There Anything I Can Do To Assist
?
After I Make What Could Be Considered Most Of A Recovery Myself That Is

[chronomancer]

[asflghdlfkjghdlsfg OH SHIT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT!]

ah
kan
its
its okay
estelle kind a healed me fine from
the arm
thing
an the hangovvers pretty much gone by noww
really
i wwas
just
you shouldnt wworry

[hystericull]

Aw bRo yOu kNoW WhAt gEtS ThEm rAtTlEd lItTlE StArS In yOuR BeLlY To aLl bEiNg tO SeTtLe tHe mOtHeRfUcK DoWn?

MoRe pIe :o)

[caligulas_aquarium]

if its any consolation i experienced somethin far wworse than a sopor hangovver a little wwhile ago in the game im at

[chronomancer]

did you
ended up gettin your horns fondled
because i did
fuck
i wwent and did some fondlin myself

[chronomancer]

yeah
no
i
dont think that wwould be the best idea
at all
in fact
i think im goin into an strict
wwaffle
diet
yes

[caligulas_aquarium]

nope
swwapped bodies wwith fef for a wweek
care to try an top that levvel a sheer fuckin awwkwwardness

[gloomyapoplectic]

[Too bad she did.]

Oh
I Am Glad To Hear It
But Telling Me Not To Worry Seems Somewhat Unfair Considering The Amount Of Worrying You Do Eridan
And Considering What Happened

[chronomancer]

it was gamzee
it wwasnt evven My gamzee
and i met him fivve minutes prior

[caligulas_aquarium]

look gamz is vvery fuckin strange i think thats a univversal constant
just learn to fuckin deal ww it it isnt that big a deal
in fact your shit all sounds pretty damn tame compared to mine

[Yes, he's determined to prove he's suffering more.

Against himself.

Oh Eridan.]

[hystericull]

HaHaHa bUt yOu wAs sO ChIlL, bRo
DeFiNiTeLy wAs tO Be fUcKiN AlL Up aNd aT A WiCkEd cHiLl wItH LiKe, YoUr iNnEr lItTlE GrEeN DuDe
It's aLl cOoL ThOuGh, MoThErFuCkEr
I AiN'T A BrOtHeR To aLl tOuCh aNd tElL

ExCePt, Uh
GuEsS I AlL KiNdA WaS To fUcKiN Do tHaT JuSt nOw
OoOoPs

[chronomancer]

[It's Eridan. In plural. It's not IC if they don't try to one up each other. Even when it comes to how pathetic they are, which I guess means they try to one less each other. Or something. Point is! It's IC.]

...im sorry
howw many arms do you havve again?

[caligulas_aquarium]

howw many times havve you been told youre better off dead

[chronomancer]

howw many times havve you actually died?

[caligulas_aquarium]

howw many times havve you been turned fuckin human an been forced to stay wwith a bunch a scumbags wwho treat you like shit so you go to eqs hivve an he doesnt wwant you there so ter calls the human police on you an you havve to spend the rest a the experience in fuckin hidin

[chronomancer]

its okay
its no big deal really
an you
wwell
you havve to recovver from that
you knoww me kan
ill be fine
i alwways am

[chronomancer]

howw many fuckin times havve you been forced to break up wwith your moirail only to havve her go on a murderous rampage an kill all your friends because the fuckin horrorterrors convvinced her it wwas a good idea an you havve no other choice but to erase an reset the entire fuckin univverse in the hopes it fixes somethin except you end up in a towwer infested wwith goddamn monsters on top of a goddamn fuckin adult wwho definitely isnt my ancestor but is apparently yours wwho then decides itll be a fuckin amazin idea to cut off your arm an givve you fuckin scars an fins to match, an now my ex is runnin around an she hates my guts almost as much as the others hate hers an holy fuckin shit this is the single most stupid argument ivve evver had in my life wwhy am i still talking to you?

[goldude]

[Okay, I can't stand this anymore.]

Just shut up and have sex already.

[gloomyapoplectic]

Im Just Tired Mostly
Thankfully Everything Important Gets Repaired Once You Resurrect

I Dont Know
I Am Sometimes Of The Opinion That You Are Less Fine Than You Claim To Be Eridan
It Just
Worries Me
Thats All

[chronomancer]

wwat

[caligulas_aquarium]

not my fault if youre so wwrapped up in feelin sorry for yourself
an by the by if this ex a yours is your fef wwell im still convvinced you rejectin your fef wwas the dumbest thing evver
reap wwhat you fuckin soww an all that

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwat

[chronomancer]

...it happens
its okay
wwe
wwere kind a
in a really open hallwway
i think my point is
in fact
that it wwasnt exactly a privvate thing
not that i think gettin high on sopor is okay if its privvate
i can
chill
wwithout it
honest










that said
thank you

[chronomancer]

read the part about her goin on a murderous fuckin rampage
i kind a figured it wwas the biggest fuckin screww up
in a goddamn impressivve list too

[goldude]

I, Goldude(who is a mun), am tired of your argument.

Besides, it's very obvious you two are tsundere for each other with the way you both try and be on top.