On horn piles and sopor pies and being a horrible, horrible person.

[chronomancer]

oh
my
fuckin
gog
I Hate You
wwhy the hell wwould you evven
im nevver goin to Livve This Dowwn
evver
do you havve any idea
howw fuckin awwful sopor hangovvers are
any fuckin idea at all
theyre Really Fuckin Awwful
thats wwhat they are
...
fuck
couldnt you just take the other arm
you should havve just taken the other arm
its not too late
...
come on
stop cacklin it aint funny
...
wwhat
do you mean
"it gets wworse before it gets better"
it cant possibly get any fuckin wworse
...
thats Not a goddamn Challenge

Comments

[hystericull]

HaHaHaHa, BrO
YoU AiN'T GoTtA Be aLl tO GeT YoUr aPoLoGy oN
AnD YoUr fUcKiNg gRaTiTuDe oN In eVeRy mOtHeRfUcKiNg mEsSaGe
ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR Be aLl aPpReCiAtIvE Of tHaT ShIt, FoR ReAl
BuT YoU AiN'T GoTtA Be dOiNg aLl tHaT
We cHiLl aS FuCk

HoW YoU GeT ThE ScArF To kEeP OuTtA A BrOtHeR'S EyEs tHoUgH?

[chronomancer]

im sorry
i should havve taught you that
its
a bit a an acquired skill

[hystericull]

BrO YoU SaY SoRrY OnE MoRe tImE AnD ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR GoNnA To bE AlL WrApPiNg tHiS ScArF At yOuR FuCkIn hEaD
HaHaHaHa
WeLl tHaT'S CoOl yOu cAn jUsT GeT YoUr sChOoLfEeDiNg aLl oN At a bRoThEr nExT TiMe wE Be tO AlL SeE OnE AnOtHeR
FoR NoW ThOuGh tHiS BiTcH Be mAkInG It hArD FoR SeEiNg
GeTs tHe fUcKiN HaIr oUtTa a bRoS EyEs bUt tHeN FaLlS RiGhT WhErE ThE HaIr uSeD To aLl gO

[chronomancer]

im so--
...
its
a habit
ill try to keep it in check

maybe i
can fix it for you?

[hystericull]

DoN'T AlL GeT YoUr wOrRy oN BoUt tHaT ShIt, DoG
YoU WaNnA FuCkIn aPoLoGiZe yOu gO AlL RiGhT AhEaD
DoN'T Be gOiN To cHaNgE YoUr fUcKiNg sElF FoR ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR

AnYwAy sHiT YeAh tHaT'D Be tHe fUcKiN TiTs :o)

[chronomancer]

im sorry
apologizin is just
kind a
a thing i do
a lot

ill be glad to

[hystericull]

It's cOoL BrO :o)

WeLl fUcK LiStEn i kInDa wAnNa gEt aLl mY WiCkEd kNoW On a lItTlE BiT Of fUcKiN MoRe aBoUt a mOtHeRfUcKeR
If tHaT Be oK WiTh yOu
Be bEtTeR BrOs aNd aLl tHaT, yEaH?

[chronomancer]

ah sure
okay

[hystericull]

oH
uH

[He hadn't planned this far ahead oops.]

MaYbE I WaS JuSt gEtTiNg tO WoNdErInG If a bRo's fLiPpY-FlOpPy bLoOd wOrLd bE To hAvInG ThE SaMe sHiT GoInG DoWn aS To wHaT'S OuRs wEnT AnD DiD, i gUeSs
LiKe
YoU AlL Be a lOt dIfFeReNt tHaN ThE BrOs i'm kNoWiNg fRoM OuR PlAcE
ThE OnEs aLl wItH ThE BlOoD ThE RiGhT FuCkIn wAy, I MeAn

[chronomancer]

wwhat do you mean
like
the Game and Stuff?

[hystericull]

I DuNnO
YeAh, I FuCkInG GuEsS

...wHoA WaIt
YoU GuYs aLl pLaYeD ThE ShIt lIkE ThAt tOo?

[chronomancer]

yeah wwe did
for all i wwish wwe nevver had

[hystericull]

WhOaAa i dIdN'T AlL FuCkInG GeT To kNoWiNg aLl tHaT ShIt
AbOuT ThE GaMe nOiSe, I'M AlL To fUcKiNg mEaNiNg
GoT To mEeT AlL ThEm bItChTiTs mOtHeRfUcKeRs wHaT'S FoR ReAl wHeN We pLaYeD
ThOuGh uH
I GuEsS ThE WhOlE SpAcEy rOcK BuSiNeSs wAs sOmEtHiNg tHiS MoThErFuCkEr wOuLd hAvE AlL BeEn fInE At nOt eVeR HaPpEnInG
ExCePt fOr tHe bEgInNiNg bEcAuSe tHeN It wAs dOpE As aLl fUcK
BuT ThEn wE AlL WeRe sOrT Of gEtTiNg oUt wAiT On tO DiE, mOsTlY
WhIcH LiKe, WaSn't aS MoThErFuCkInG FuN, i gUeSs

[chronomancer]

yeah wwe ended up in the rock too
except
wwe realized a couple things then
an it got ugly
real fuckin ugly

[hystericull]

ThAt aIn't tOo mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOoL
SoRrY To aLl gEtTiNg mY HeAr oN At tHe sHiT'S To bE LiKe tHaT WaY, yO
AiN'T NoThInG UgLy-lIkE To bE At hApPeNiNg wHaT'S In oUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg eNd
JuSt a wHoLe lOt oF FuCkIn nApS On tHe pIlE

[chronomancer]

its
ovver noww
so
its okay
you dont havve to wworry about it
i
it doesnt matter
anymore

[hystericull]

WeLl, ThAt's gOoD! :oD
No sEnSe iN To bE AlL LiKe, MoThErFuCkInG StEwInG In tHe hArSh sAdNeSs wHaT'S It wAs bEfOrE
If tHe bAd sTuFf's tO Be oVeR, oNlY LeAvInG A MoThErFuCkEr mOrE TiMe tO GeT HiS SeE On oF GoOd sHiT
YoU GoT GoOd sHiT GoInG On nOw, BrOtHeR?

[chronomancer]

no
i just
scratched the entire session so
wwe dont exist anymore

[hystericull]

Oh... :o(
BuT, yOu'rE AlL In hErE NoW, aLl eXiStInG AnD ShIt
So lIkE, aT LeAsT YoU'Re hErE, yOu kNoW?
At lEaSt yOu'vE StIlL GoT To bE KiCkInG ArOuNd sOmEwHeRe

[chronomancer]

yeah
existence here
or
evven in that towwer
i guess its preferable
to nonexistence

[hystericull]

ThAt's tHe fUcKiN SpIrIt, BrO!
'cAuSe lIkE, wItHoUt eXiStInG AlL HeRe fOr wHaTeVeR ThE MoThErFuCk rEaSoN OuR SeLvEs gOt aLl aT To bE In tHiS PlAcE RaThEr tHaN ThE OtHeR PlAcE WhAt's wHeRe wE AlL WaS To bEiNg bEfOrE
ThEn uS MoThErFuCkErS NeVeR WoUlD AlL GeTtInG OuR ChIlL AlL On aNd sTuFf
AnD I FuCkIn gEt mY PaN AlL Up tO ThInKiN ThAt tHe tOwEr bUsInEsS Be a wHoLe fUcKiN LoT MoRe wIcKeD ThAn wHaT'S WaS GoInG On bAcK WhErE I GoT AlL PoPpEd oUt fRoM

[chronomancer]

yeah
evventhough the towwer isnt all that nice
an
i could really do wwithout meetin a Crazy Bipolar vversion a my ancestor
i guess
i guess its not so bad all things considered

[hystericull]

UhHh, YeAh
ThE BiG DuDeS DoN'T SeEm tO Be aLl tOo kEeN On bEiNg aT WhAt's mOtHeRfUcKiN CoNsIdErEd oF ThE MoSt mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAgNaNiMoUs oF BiTcHeS
BuT ThEy sTiLl bE ChIlL
We aLl iN ThIs tOwEr nOiSe tOgEtHeR So wE GoTtA GeT OuR FuCkInG FrIeNdLiEs oN To eVeRyBoDy :o)

[chronomancer]

dudes
plural
gamzee
is your ancestor in the towwer?

[Unpleasant things Eridan did not need to know.]

[hystericull]

YeAh!
GoT Us aLl tO Be lIkE, iN A LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKiNg aLtErCaTiOn oF SoRtS WhEn wE WaS AlL FiRsT GeTtInG At fUcKiNg aLl oUr mEeT On aNd sHiT
Uh
ThAt wAs kInDa sCaRy bUt
I ThInK We'rE CoOl nOw, MaYbE
ToLd hIm i wOn't eAt nO MoRe pIeS AnD He sTrAiGhTeNeD AlL ThE FuCk oUt
GoTtA Do wHaT A MoThErFuCkEr's gOtTa dO To mAkE AlL AnOtHeR MoThErFuCkEr gEt hIs hApPy oN!
StIlL KiNdA ScArEd oF HiM ThOuGh