reddeadvirtuoso: (Yes¸ dead-tired.)
Jade Strider ([personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-19 11:55 am

no one has any idea what they're doing

ok
listen
its pretty obvious you have no idea what youre doing
and this is coming from the king of having no idea what the fuck theyre doing with a single mastery in being really shitty at time travel
but absolutely perfect at time travel humor
because thats all that really matters in life :|
so how about you just step away from the keyboard before you get ahead of yourself
and we both lose it
youve been sitting on this idea for a grand total of ten hours
and as much as i want nothing more to bust in and save everyone like some kind of true american hero or knight in dumb red armor
come to save all the poor bastards who are in way over their heads in horrorterrors and mad science
but i just
dont
just let me have some breathing room for five minutes ok
daves the knight here thats not my job
haxxxish: (✼ MISSION 2: gotta make that call)

[personal profile] haxxxish 2012-06-19 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
ok starting a timer
300 seconds idk how many breaths that is
also are you conunting inhaleehxhaloe as one or twow
w/e w/e anyway GO five min
then you can wear the superhenro cpae
haxxxish: (✼ imma get me some (hey))

[personal profile] haxxxish 2012-06-20 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
hope you wash that shit sounds gross i mean who knows what yuor gettning up to in that cape
all kinds of shenananingans

yeah just be zen ok
think of a trpopical island full of flowers and
fuck
koala bears?????
and kittens
yep youll be good
150 sex
*secs
haxxxish: (✼ MISSION 4: got the vintage rolls)

[personal profile] haxxxish 2012-06-20 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
celarly i need to get some of these
esp if velvet
so retro
also never need to do laundry again thats a pakr
*park
**perk

yeah exactyl although allkegedly they drop on you if theyre made or sth
so
dont try to eat one or anything
why would you even theyre so perfect
a lil shot of cutensess
hope its not but anyway 80 secundos
haxxxish: (✼ a little sweat ain't never hurt nobody)

[personal profile] haxxxish 2012-06-20 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
wow
so pretty much a bargian

aww cute
<#<#<3
i welceom our koala ovkerlards
could be worse i mean
no aliens no clowns just cute furry marspupils
FUCK ****koalas
and i am ok with dying by koala butt thats a graet death

okay times up how are we feeling

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chronomancer: (♒ I'll top the bill)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-06-19 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
experience says once they get an idea
they don't really Reconsider it
could be wworse though
or so ivve learned
hey jade
chronomancer: (♒ another hero)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-06-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
fuck off
my experience is invvaluable
also a load a regurgitated hoofbeast shit
the upside a the shithole ivve been sent to is that the temporal fort is largely less fucked up than usual
the dowwnside is that evverythin else is busy fuckin itself sidewways on a shovvel
so yeah
holdin up
an tryin real hard not to kill your knight in grimdark armor in his sleep
chronomancer: (♒ I must be warmer now)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-06-20 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
its not
better than last time we talked i mean
i miss impending universe death
i look back wwith a tear in my eye sometimes an think
shit bro those wwere the Good Times
ill havve you knoww that i havvent touched A Single Hair in his knightly grimdark head
so chill on that
i deservve a fuckin Medal though
months a Sharin A Room wwith him an i still havvent figured out wwhy hes your bro
or howw is he your bro wwithout wwantin to throttle him Evvery So Often more like
but hey
on the upside
he hasnt blowwn up my husktop again
nevvermind the fact i dont Havve one anymore
the point Still Stands right
chronomancer: (♒ the show must go on yeah)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-06-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
...at least they Stayed Dead then
at least dyin wwas the wworst that could happen then
but hey
since wwhen havve things gone the wway wwe expect them to right?
Fuck That Noise lets just find out howw far the hopbeast hole really goes

hey
hey there
i am a royally fucked up temporal disaster an the life a the doomed timeline party
wwho the fuck Doesnt wwant to be my friend?
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restitchtime: (☄ depends on what you'll pay to hear)

[personal profile] restitchtime 2012-06-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, because everyone would want the dumbass who can't even run a stable time loop playing their big damn hero. Sounds like you and your mun are a nice matched set.
restitchtime: (☄ your devotion has the look)

[personal profile] restitchtime 2012-06-20 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
You needed to get your ass handed to you before you could do your job? Christ, that's like getting tutored just to pass kindergarten.

I wouldn't trust you with a virtual pet, let alone anything actually fucking important.
restitchtime: (☄ they're running towards their holes)

[personal profile] restitchtime 2012-06-20 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, let me prove to you my temporal superiority in a clusterfuck excuse for a pandimensional pit stop. How the fuck did I miss such a logical idea? Let's just say I've never had an offshoot fuckup and leave it at that.

And please don't mention that fucking dog again. It's the only thing that comes even close to being as godawful as Harley.
restitchtime: (☄ breaking this fixation)

[personal profile] restitchtime 2012-06-20 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
That is probably the shittiest club I've ever heard of, and I've been hit with a few bombs in my day. I know it must be hard to believe, but some people actual can police one goddamn timeline without shooting themselves in the foot. Amazing, isn't it?

I hate on my John for completely different reasons. Harley can go fuck himself for being a smug condescending asshole, and he can take his damn dog with him.

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tortileghostwriter: (welp)

this is the latest of tags and i give not a single fuck

[personal profile] tortileghostwriter 2012-07-09 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)






and weve all seen what a positively sterling and bangup job ive done of that havent we