dear_mun | Old muse back with a vengence. | Possibly heading for cityofariel

So let me get this all straight mun. First you apped me to that one game with digimon. You had me try to go good, then went evil. I cut off a guys hands and, if I do say so myself, caused a lot of trouble for the local law enforcement. Then you were planning on killing me off.

The next game you sent me too I fell in love, was trapped in a sex house, and died giving a very sappy "I'm sorry" speech. Then that fell through and I vanished.

And then you put me in a box and haven't even looked back. Now, on Christmas Day for Kat's sake, you think of putting me in another sex game? With my only company from back home being the goodie two kat version of me? As far as gifts go, this one sucks.

Though the thought of freedom again is a nice one. And you need an actual man there anyway. Even if I am a Kat. Fine. I won't return this gift just yet. I'll give it a try but mark my words. If I don't like it there I'll make sure to go down with a bang. And you know I will. I've died before. It really isn't all that bad. So don't push it. Get to writing the app soon. I'm not the most patient Kat in the world.

Just be glad I'm not Dark Kat.

Signed,

Dark Jake "Razor" Clawson

Wishing you a horrible and explosion filled Christmas.