Pitch Black (
fearbringer) wrote in
dear_mun2014-04-29 05:02 pm
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on an upcoming event
You're really going to saddle me with a kid for the weekend. A boogeyman kid, yes, but...
[HEAVY SIGH]
If your intention is to give me a partner in crime, you're failing. The event lasts three days; that's hardly enough time to properly train a new spirit.
Oh, it'll be fun, I'll grant you that. I'm sure I'll end up enjoying it, and there are a couple people who will probably provide me with amusingly horrified reactions. But if you're hoping for me to gain anything from it.... well. You're going to end up disappointed.
[HEAVY SIGH]
If your intention is to give me a partner in crime, you're failing. The event lasts three days; that's hardly enough time to properly train a new spirit.
Oh, it'll be fun, I'll grant you that. I'm sure I'll end up enjoying it, and there are a couple people who will probably provide me with amusingly horrified reactions. But if you're hoping for me to gain anything from it.... well. You're going to end up disappointed.

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How??
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[At least, he doesn't think so.]
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So, for what purposes are you being saddled with a youg'un?
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And to be fair, we will have fun.
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But I am a Boogeyman myself, after all.
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Well, the statement alone does. What interest would you have in a child, though?
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Since things seem to be different between our worlds, do you know what your world's version of North was before he became Guardian?
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[He considers not answering that second question, but... well. This North is maybe semi-okay.]
He and the other Guardians were similar to what they are now-- they just weren't organized. The Man in the Moon got them together to protect the children of the world-- from me, among other things.
Before that, I don't know what he was. If he existed before he was an immortal, I wasn't aware of it.
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[He's very determined when it comes to this point. Whether he likes it or not Pitch has a loyal comrade.]
Then things are different. We met before I was immortal. In the village of Santoff Claussen
[So he knows where the who Santa thing comes from.]
Before that I was known as the Bandit King. I learned swordplay and other skills from the people I was raised by. I honed my skills looking for riches. Which lead me to facing the Pitch of my world as he attacked a village of children I so happened to be looking for gold in.
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[... Though, really. The idea of having a Guardian defend him is pretty funny, if only because of how the other Guardians would react. Maybe he'll keep the whole "being willing to attack the kids who stepped up to fight with the Guardians" a secret for now. Even if he sees himself as totally justified there, North might not, and that would ruin the fun.]
... You were a bandit in your early days on my world too, I think.
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[North would take exception to that to be sure, but he would blame the Guardians just as much as Pitch. They brought the Children into their mess one way or another.]
Would explain the Sword fighting, but my mun pointed out there are definitely differences between our skills. The same can be said for Bunnymund as he does not seem to keep time-travelers in check in your world.
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[If he does that, Pitch doesn't know about it.]
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[So far Pitch hasn't used it for his own gains, but you never know.]
A good friend of mine used a time machine maintained by the Lunar Lamas, if you don't have those either they are a group of monks devoted to the moon and the man on it.
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[It was even true back then, but even more so in modern times he is sure.]
I am actually very troubled by the turn of events in your world. I am happy you are not the destroyer of the golden age, but I do not understand then why you were targeted.
You aren't a bad person. So why then were you originally targeted by The Man in The Moon as a threat?
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[Not that Pitch knows for sure that that was his opinion. He just assumed.]
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[He's starting to wonder if the man in the moon orchestrated this.]
If I see anyone from my universe I will be sure to explain the situation to them. I would like to think they would feel the same as me. Although some may be more wary than others, just as you are wary of me.
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[Yes he is.]
I don't fear you. I simply have no interest in making nice with you.
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