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[allsfairinloveandvore]

...What? Why was everyone so surprised to see me? I just went for the free food.

There's nothing wrong with that.

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Favorite scene EVER

[agentbonbon]

...Oh, really? Was that all you wanted, or did you have a hidden agenda?

(She'll get the lamp if she has to.)

[allsfairinloveandvore]

If I had a hidden agenda, don't you think I would've been transformed?

[agentbonbon]

...True, but everypony has something private they like to keep hidden. That includes changelings.

Where's your Queen at? I'm surprised she'd let you come back to Ponyville after what happened years ago.

[allsfairinloveandvore]

I make one appearance at a wedding and I get interrogated by a food source. Did you forget that I was there with both Princesses, the captain of the guard, and his wife there? I think that should say a lot.

[Yep, more dodging the question.]

[agentbonbon]

(Did you say 'food source?' She's got the lamp and it's turned on bright.)

Of course not! But a bugbear shows up in Ponyville to distract Princess Twilight and her friends on the same day as a wedding with everypony in one place; coincidence? I. Think. Not.

Does your Queen even know you went? She would've known you'd be found out.

[allsfairinloveandvore]

[The Changeling flinches a little when the bright light hits its eyes, and it lifts a hoof to cover its eyes a little.]

So your saying that I released the bugbear? How would I even go into Tartarus to do that?

[Still evading the question about the Queen.]

[agentbonbon]

...I know you didn't release the bugbear; that happened when Cerberus left his post! But it could be used as the perfect cover for a lone spy to make his way into town and learn every secret possible before reporting in.

(She can't help but grin a bit. She knows that the questions she gives concerning the Queen have been evaded quite expertly.)

She doesn't know you snuck out, does she? You came of your own free will. Didn't you?

(Who knew Changelings even had free will?)

[allsfairinloveandvore]

That could possibly be a true statement. Everyone did seem a little distracted. What secrets to you think I'm after, if that's the case?

[More dodging and trying to trip up the interrogating pony.]

[agentbonbon]

Ohhh...I don't know. Maybe you've arrived to keep us all in suspense, to convince us you aren't gonna do anything wrong so if we let down our guard for even a moment...THAT'S when your Queen steps in and claims control!

(She heard about Twilight 'setting' the Queen free from her Pinkie-esque prison. Truly unbelievable.)

[allsfairinloveandvore]

Is that what you believe?

[agentbonbon]

Maybe. Maybe not.

Did you enjoy the free food?

[allsfairinloveandvore]

Love is always tasty.

[agentbonbon]

...I'm sure it is.

You're on my list, so watch yourself. Got it?

(The light switches off as quickly as it went on. Is Bon Bon even still there?)

[no_vampires_plz]

By "free food," do you mean actual food or were you trying to sponge off the excess love in the room?

[allsfairinloveandvore]

Love is actual food.