An old muse awakens; canon is Apples.MOV and Ask Jappleack

[caneattheseapples]

Well lookie here nerd. You thought I was as dead as the pony fandom, huh? Well you're shit outta luck there.

Now, not sure why the fuck you went and dragged me on back out. Ain't like there's any games for me to head off to but hey. I'm pretty damn ready to just lay down my words anywhere, and I got a lot of em.
What's that? You missed me huh?

Damn. You really are a fuckkng nerd, ya know that?

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[stormbroken]

It ain't dead, it's just moved to greener pastures.

I don't think any fandom dies, they just get less obnoxious.

[caneattheseapples]

Hell girl, guess it comes in waves. Maybe thirty years down the line, it'll be popular as shit again. Hopefully the fanbase won't be made up entirely of sixty year old motherfuckers then either.

[stormbroken]

Look at the bright side. Most of them wouldn't want the shit they do now if they were that old. Or at least they wouldn't be able t'do shit about it.

[caneattheseapples]

I dunno about that. You are seriously doubting the ability of the neckbeard to remain the neckbeard forever. It's a vicious fucking life cycle of never goddamn changing.

[appletastic]

Anypony with any sense would miss you.

I sure have.

[caneattheseapples]

Hell, sis, course you'd miss me.

[She doesn't bother waiting for anything. She just pulls AJ into a hug.]

I miss you too.

[appletastic]

[She breathes deep, holding her tight for a moment.]

But you're back home with your Apple Bloom, right?

[kuukai]

Are ya kiddin'? There's plenty'a places around here ta terrorize. Th'question's more abou' which one's're actually worth our time.

[caneattheseapples]

Girl, things are a little harder when you're a pony. We ain't exactly got the best rep, especially when you're like the North Korean ripoff of the real ones.

[kuukai]

Pony, hell. Ya talk ta any furry out there, ya'll get some sorta backlash. S'like, don' let horny bears an' horses near yer characters, kids, or there's no tellin' wha' they'll do ta 'em.

[caneattheseapples]

Shit girl that's true enough. But the thing is it's like a show for kids. And hell, I know perverts are gonna get their mitts on any goddamn thing, but ya got assholes demanding this show for little girls is actually for them. I mean, talk all the shit you wanna towards furries, least those weirdos stick to, like, making up their own personas or shit.

Or are Sonic. Which no kid has like since, like, 95.

[lumpyspacegem]

Haha, nerds missing nerds!

[caneattheseapples]

You're the nerd, girl, don't even front.

[lumpyspacegem]

What just because I miss you two? Naw I just have an addictive personality!

[And she's just gonna lean on Japple in a mock headlock.]

[caneattheseapples]

Naw, yer a nerd cause yer a nerd! That ya missed me shows you have good fucking taste though.

[A fake tussle is it? She can do that. She shimmies about in the headlock, trying to break free and push Amethyst down.]

Addiction just makes sense, girl. No one can have enough of me.

[lumpyspacegem]

[ Amethyst rolls into it and tries to turn it into a flip to make them both tumble.]

So basically you're the apple of pony based knock offs? Yeah I can see that!

[caneattheseapples]

NOW ya got it girl!

[Amethyst's gambit succeeds, and Japple just laughs as they tumble. At the end of it, she thinks of fighting back but just lays there. And hugs Amethyst.]

Shit girl. I missed you too.

[lumpyspacegem]

[ Tight hugs because she knows Japple can handle her gem strength.]

Man all the cool gems are gone except for Remi and Connie and a couple. I gotta drag you all back to Beach City with me or something.

[caneattheseapples]

Hell girl. You wanna hang, I'm always here too. Dunno if I'll be in a game again, but you wanna hang. Chill. Do whatever. Hit me up, yeah?

I'd wanna.

[lumpyspacegem]

Then we're gonna hang as soon as I can make my lazy mun set it up. And maybe we'll drag bear dork in for fun too. I haven't hung out with her in awhile.

[caneattheseapples]

Hey, if Kyouko wants to come hang with us, I ain't gonna say no. Tell me the time girl and I'll be there.

[discorderly]

They do play you, my dear Jappleack. I can't imagine what on earth you were expecting!