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[shinjaeba]

So, let me get this straight. I'm going to be have to go to a place where the only people I would know are: Battler, those two [grannies] witches from the Senate, and the beloved child who wants me dead and gone.

Sure. I'm so excited to go.

Not really. Sounds pretty lame, if you ask me, but I guess it might be fun. Not because you said so, okay? But because someone has to keep an eye on those kids, right? After all... You can't expect busy people to properly take care of sensitive people, right.

Awesome, glad we got that taken care of - oh, hold on. What's this, you say? Ehehe, sure. I'm sure I'll get along great with that new girlfriend that my beloved nephew has gotten.

Ehehehe... This sounds awesome! Later.

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[ifbymyhands]

You sound easy to get along with, not.

[shinjaeba]

That so, huh? What, are you the social police.

[ifbymyhands]

No, just a friendly neighbour.

[shinjaeba]

Consider it a family matter.

[ifbymyhands]

When people say that, it's something the other person should intrude on.

[denies]

... Keeping an eye on? [ there's a sound somewhere halfway between a sigh and an annoyed grunt. ]

If anything, someone needs to keep an eye on you to make sure you don't commit mass murder while nobody's looking.

[shinjaeba]

What, you don't trust me?

[okay, yeah, Ange is right, but it still hurt. Not that you could tell by the grin.] Don't tell me you've never considered it yourself. We could bond.

[denies]

[ She trusts Evatrice about as far as the distance she could shoot her in the face from-- oh wait. ]

.. Oh, of course. [ her voice is just drenched in sarcasm by now. ] Mass murder is on my mind every single day while I'm living. It's a surprise I haven't started on it yet, really.

[shinjaeba]

[... Blowing up auntie's face isn't very nice.]

It's not like if there was, I don't know, a gas leak or something and that Saint Lucia's academy was destroyed there'd be any bad feelings between us, right. I'd be doing you a favor by wiping that place off the map. [Beat.] You'd hate me for that, right.

[tenminutes]

Another one?

[ And this one knows her already...

But, not going to bring up the girlfriend thing. ]

[shinjaeba]

Hey, I'm your aunt-in-law, EVA. ...I'm not like those grannies, okay.

[Nope. Not gonna let it go.]

[tenminutes]

I don't have any in-laws! Geez. [ JESUS WHY ARE PEOPLE ASSUMING SHE'S MARRIED OR SOMETHING SHE SAID LIKE A MILLION TIMES TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ASKED THAT SHE WOULD SAY NO IF HE ASKED GOD!!! ] And for calling them grannies all the time, you're the one acting all old with nephew-this and aunt-that.

[shinjaeba]

Hey, would Ange be mad if I maimed you? That'd be fun. [YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT] They're Rudolf's kids! Do you want me to go "oh Battler is the son of my brother but I'm not his aunt"--sheesh! Besides, I'm not old, I'm not claiming to be a thousand years old!

[bloodredridinghood]

I sense jealousy in your tone. You jealous of someone?

[shinjaeba]

Heh. I guess you could say that.

[bloodredridinghood]

I could? Well, of course I could. You made it so freaking obvious. But please do tell me...who or what are you jealous of?

[shinjaeba]

Hate and jealousy are power, you know... Eh. A person could say I was jealous of Eva's older brother, Krauss.

[pickeduptheknife]

[Ah, that place her mun will probably send her to if she ever drops another character.]

...Congratulations.

[Mikasa doesn't mean it, really, but it seems the most appropriate thing.]

[shinjaeba]

Finally someone with manners. Hah!

[pickeduptheknife]

[That's not something Mikasa is especially known for.

She shrugs.]

[shinjaeba]

Not much of a talker I see.

[chestboard]

[....oh perfect....]

You're joking.... you're coming?

[shinjaeba]

What, you aren't happy to see me? [Cackle.] I can promise you that I'm not joking.

[chestboard]

Well well... won't this be interesting? Hehehe....

Now all I need is Erika to suddenly show up on the community and I'd be all set.

[shinjaeba]

The witch-detective, right? I wouldn't put it past her to join one day.

[She smirks then shrugs.] I'm not joining for you. If you don't remember, I am Ange's guardian. Makes sense I'd eventually drop in to check up.