He's just too happy about that recent app.

[ex_maebara873]

So not only are you sending me to a sex-based game, you're also sending me to one that allows me to tap into my innermost fantasies, no matter how twisted or devious? Ohohohoo... with Mion being there, this only makes it all the better!

...What do you mean I might not get in if the app is declined? Of course it won't be! You underestimate just how convincing I can be.

...Eh? The mods don't listen to muses? ...I see...

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[idkworldruler]

Just remember to wear protection.

[ex_maebara873]

Of course! What kind of man do you think I am?!

[idkworldruler]

Well you're a little young to be a man.

You should also remember that other people's darkest desires can come true as well.

[ex_maebara873]

Being a man is a state of mind. Even an individual in his 40s could have the mindset of a child.

I've taken this into account as well, you need not worry.

omg *A*

[wanttoplayagame]

K.............

......


KEI-CHAN!?

Blame ATP and yourself for this wonderful idea.

[ex_maebara873]

Speak of the devil and she shall appear! You sound a little nervous about me coming there, Mion.

Blame accepted~

[wanttoplayagame]

N-nervous? Aha...HAHAHAHAHAHA! If I'm nervous about anything, it's you burning down your apartment on the first day! Don't forget that you won't have anyone to cook for you there!

[Being a bit louder than usual, if that's at all possible, because Kei-chan might be trapped with her in a sex city and ;ajdf;akj her brain]

[ex_maebara873]

Don't underestimate my ability to read the directions on the back of food boxes. I'll start small and work my way up from there.

[ Even though he's not outright showing it, he feels the exact same way. But showing it would mean a sign of weakness which he knows for a fact Mion would capitalize on and we can't have that now can we? ]

[wanttoplayagame]

I should hope that you are capable of something as simple as reading. Still, if you feel you are able to follow instructions then go ahead. Just expect there to be a penalty game waiting if you end up setting off the fire alarms!

[She'll be standing by with a fire extinguisher and a few sharp words to puncture his inflated ego.]

[ex_maebara873]

[ The idea of a penalty game in a sex city definitely sends a shiver up his spine... but the prospect of Mion being under the same kind of fate brings a wide grin to his face. ]

Then why don't we make a bet on it? Pick an amount of time you think it'll take for me to burn down my apartment. If any fire alarms are set off, you win... but if I can take care of myself in that time, then it would be my victory.

[wanttoplayagame]

[Crap. Being part of the stakes is a bit different than just embarrassing him. Still, Mion has never been one to turn down a challenge even if the results may be less than pleasant.]

I'll take that bet. If you set off a fire alarm within a week after your arrival, then it will be your loss. If not, then it's mine.

And just to make sure you don't try to get around the challenge, you can only eat out a maximum of three times during that week.

[So even if he limits himself to one meal a day, he'll have no choice but to cook at least four times. That should be enough to get him to set something on fire.]

[ex_maebara873]

[ Shit. There went his ace in the hole. ]

It's a deal. Just don't chicken out when you lose. I'll be sure to come up with something extra-special just for the occasion!

[wanttoplayagame]

Erk...

[Well that doesn't sound good. She can only imagine what sort of perverse things Keiichi could come up with.]

Th-there's no chance of me backing out of it! Apparently you've forgotten who you're speaking with if you think that.

I'll make sure to have a special outfit waiting for you.