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New episode... this is not gonna end well. >.

Yang, Weiss, Blake! I have our first mission!

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[hesitantly, and a little skeptically:] Yes?

[She's trying to be supportive, honest, but some of Ruby's ideas rub her the wrong way.]

Yes. Operation Cardin Butt Kick!

[Super determined look go!]

You and me, we're going to whip Juane into shape whether he wants it or not.

[Huh, that actually sounds like the kind of plan Weiss could get behind. Taking Cardin down a peg would help the whole school, and... wait, what?

You want her to help Jaune out? This is sounding less appealing.]

I-I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

[Have you seen the way he tries to come on to her?]

But I am! And I'm the leader, so I say we're doing it.

[That's the point! You're the perfect bait! Put you in a cage, slather you in honey, wait for a few Ursas to come by, tell Juane, and BAM! Instant training montage!]

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[Cause the mun always runs to check Dear_Mun after an episode.]

I thought decorating was our first mission.

[Good plan. Ruby always tends to have something to say after them.]

Our first REAL mission. Operation Cardin Butt Kick is go! I want you and Yang to arrange an 'accident' that leaves Cardin's legs broken.

....

[Wow, even Ruby's hopping on the leg-breaking bandwagon.]

As fun as that sounds, I don't think that would do a lot of good in this situation.

It'll make me feel better!

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I have no appropriate fidgeting icons. >.> This must change!

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There's totally a good screencap for that. I just can't remember which episode..

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I shall find it! determined face is go!

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It's totally out there.

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[All that mess and now he's hearing things about a 'mission'?]

We're- uh, getting missions now?

[Nope, he doesn't quite realize this is just Ruby and her gang, not... y'know... an important note he didn't quite catch in class.]

[Yeah, not answering, just throwing a hard punch to your shoulder.]

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?

[~~GIRLY SCREAM~~ He gives a yelp and tumbles over in graceful Jaune Arc-y fashion.]

H-Hey! What was that for?

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How hard can I punch him?

As hard as you want! [VICTORY POSE GO!]

[...Wait a second...]

...Cardin, right?

Well duh. I'll leave punching Jaune to Nora. He deserves it.

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[He knows where this is going.

[Sheepish grin mode activate!]

Yeah... uh... might want to keep Nora distracted. Grenade launchers don't exactly break legs as much as... well... blow them up. And we're kinda hoping for some subtlety. No offense.

[He sighs and nods.]

Right. But you're sure there's not some way to deal with this other than breaking legs?

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Ruby...

[Pyrrha appreciates the effort, really she does. But Jaune...]

Please. Don't.

[Have a glance from Blake over here, cause that rooftop argument seemed kinda rough.]

You okay?

I'm...

[Hurt, mostly. But like she'd say anything like that.]

Well, I could be worse, right?

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[Sorry Pyrrha. When Ruby gets something in her head, she's as stubborn as Yang.]

Don't worry. We're not gonna do anything bad. Just... pound some sense into Jaune and maybe... break Cardin's legs... a little...

[OOC: I have been all over the map with Jaune's name spelling. T-T]

[Oh, Ruby. It's nice that you care but...]

I really do not think this is a good idea. If Jaune realizes why you're doing this he may get angry at you. And at me again, since I would be the only person who could have told you.

[And she really doesn't want Jaune to yell at her again.]

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I really hope that Cardin boy shows up around here, I'd love to hire him.

Good! Then I can pummel both of you at once!

[He's going to choose to ignore that.]

You know that chump Jaune might even make a half decent lackey. He has to be of some use if he could steal and lie his way into such a prestigious academy.

Maybe he'll consider a life of crime if things don't work out for him as a Hunstman.

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