New episode... this is not gonna end well. >.

[ruby_roses]

Yang, Weiss, Blake! I have our first mission!

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[bodyshots]

How hard can I punch him?

[ruby_roses]

As hard as you want! [VICTORY POSE GO!]

[...Wait a second...]

...Cardin, right?

[bodyshots]

Well duh. I'll leave punching Jaune to Nora. He deserves it.

[ruby_roses]

Weiss and I will handle Juane. [Have a grin.]

Which reminds me. You know where I can find a cage and a maid's outfit on short notice?

[Details? What're those?]

[bodyshots]

Surprisingly? Yes to both.

[Don't ask.]

But I better hear his girly shrieks all the way in the dorms.

[ruby_roses]

Good.

[She's learned not to ask long ago.]

Oh, they're not for Juane. They're for Weiss.

[bodyshots]

I don't even want to know.

[Honestly, Ruby.]

The part about Jaune's girly shrieking still stands though.

[ruby_roses]

Oh, he'll shriek. ...When he finds out Maid-Weiss is trapped in a cage, slathered with honey, surrounded by Ursa and needs a knight in shining armor!

[Flawless planning right there.]

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. . . oh good grief.

[Face. Palm.]

Please tell me you have a backup plan in case he freaks out and can't go save her.

[ruby_roses]

[Not you too, Yang! At this rate she'll never be able to enact her master plan!]

Well yeah. I'd be waiting in the trees, and I'd toss Weiss her Myrtnaster if needed... Just... I figured if he wanted a hero, he needed a damsel in distress... He's already got a crush on Weiss, so... I just figured...