Canon: Eternal Darkness! Looking for a home maybe?

[mightovermadness]

...What do you mean that the flesh and bone devour small creatures that resemble my true form? You must be lying! These... Lobsters, you call them? They must be mighty creatures if they resemble me! Do they not have many mouths? What of their claws? Are they not strong enough to rip apart frail human flesh and crush bone?

...Is your sole reason in telling me this to incite my anger, or to insult me?

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[reflected]

[... are you for real?] I wouldn't call a lobster 'mighty'.

[Unless you mean 'mighty delicious', especially with garlic butter.]

[mightovermadness]

But I am highly similar to what you call a "lobster," flesh and bone.

[He'll even hold up one of the massive claws that replaces arms.]

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty stares, as if in total disbelief.]

L......lobsters....

You're in awe...of lobsters?

[There is a very long pause. She doesn't know what to do with this...]

You...do realize that mere Humans consume these crustaceans, do you not?

[mightovermadness]

[He is a giant space lobster. Of course he is.]

I myself resemble one in my true form. And I certainly consume many flesh and bone. So I am concerned that it seems my brethren are enslaved and made into meals for these lesser creatures.

[.......He has no idea how small lobsters are.]

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty sighs - oh good, another eccentric space being. She's encountered more than her fair share of these, though they're interesting enough each time.]

[And with her red skin the 'lobster' comment is not foreign to her...]

They're not the strongest of earth's fauna, that is very much certain. Humans need only place a rubber band over each claw, then the lobsters can do them no harm.

Even with their inferiority, Humans have grown quite skilled at killing animals.

[controledfreak]

...you should be mindful. He is not likely to possess the same restraint that I do.

This is your first and last warning.

[betterthanpanty]

You seem awfully concerned for my safety of late. Dare I sense a kinship forming?

[Scanty grins teasingly - she's grown quite fond of her squid-girl-pal!!]

Besides, it was not my intention to mock, I was merely surprised!!

Here is hoping I AM NOT A BAD SPACE JELLYFISH

[mindovermight]

[ He could give a lecture on how stupid you are and why you should've expected this but he's too busy trying not to laugh... oh, he IS amused, Chattur'gha. ]

Can your infantile mind not grasp the simple implications of nature's order, Chattur'gha? How sad it must be for such a meandering, thick-headed thing like you, to see something modeled after his supposition of greatness... continually devoured by simplistic, weak, flesh and blood... pathetic.

Re: Here is hoping I AM NOT A BAD SPACE JELLYFISH

[mightovermadness]

[You. He doesn't understand all of what you said, but it pisses him off!!! But he's not starting a fight because he knows you'll just segment him again.]

Ulyaoth, I have been informed that there's something that resembles you, as well! A mere brainless blob that is carried everywhere by the waves!

[HAHA UR NOT THAT SMART!!!]

[mindovermight]

[ He is nonplussed, Chatty. Though that's a bit insulting, note to self: once humans are wiped out successfully, begin breeding intellect into these creatures and magick. ]

The smallest of these creatures, Chironex fleckeri, is able to fell anything of flesh and bone by simply brushing up against it with almost no effort whatsoever on its part. In fact, many of them are feared by mortals. If you seek to insinuate that just because they may be akin to me means that we are, in fact, one in the same, you are wasting your time with this contrivance. Have you ever heard of one of your Nephropidae--or "lobsters," as I suppose I should lower my standards for you--causing fatalities?

Space jelly meet space squid?

[controledfreak]

[Move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

And you. You are like me, are you not?

SPACE INVERTEBRATE PARTY?

[mindovermight]

[ Hm. Ulyaoth will raise a brow--humanized for ease at the moment, mostly, because iconning a giant space jellyfish that has no facial expressions would make roleplaying hard on my part. ]

While there may be similarities, a simplistic creature in any form could never hope to match the Master of the Planes. To elevate oneself to MY level is something most are incapable of; my true power is incomprehensible to most creatures of the mortal plane.

[ Arrogance. Ulyaoth has a lot of it. ]

[heavenscorpse]

Flesh and blood isn't that weak. Almost all of the time organisms made up of flesh will win over plants, and most of the time be minorly inconvenienced by bacteria at most. I'd have to say they're at the top of natural life.

[Speaking as what amounts to an eldritch plant here.]

[mindovermight]

You are an amusing little child, aren't you. Your garrulous thoughts of them are but the adorations of someone who does not comprehend what is above, and what is below. Flesh and blood are nothing more than a scant grain of sand in the wind when compared to the Ancients. They cannot, could not, hope to comprehend or understand what our might is, or ever hope to elevate themselves to our level. Formless might, powerful enough to transcend the Planes... we have no need for their easily tossed aside ways.

[ They exist in multiple dimensions, timestreams, and everything else. And are about as big as planets. And made up of weird space shit, so yeah.

... Never mind they're KIND of human now, but that's beside the point. ]

OMG

[controledfreak]

[Oh here, another one of your kind... though nowhere near as great and powerful as your full form... or is she?]

[Also, move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

...I want you to go away. But the fact that you are tied to your player undoubtedly means that such sentiments are not within my nor my player's capacity to do so.

Fuck.

Re: OMG

[mightovermadness]

[Giant Space Lobster God Thing. Probably not. Though he's not nearly as powerful as he used to be.]

If I could return to where I belong and rule over Matter once more, I would. But it would seem that I cannot do so.

[hotlikefire]

[Heat misunderstands the "true form" comment, and assumes he's talking to a fellow Avatar Tuner - a human that can transform into a demon. He rolls his eyes at the other's distress.]

There's a lot of demons that look like animals, even weak ones. Just because you look like one doesn't mean you are one. And it doesn't mean a damn thing about them either so get over it.

[mightovermadness]

But I am not a demon. I am an Ancient, one of the Three who rule over Matter, the Planes and the Mind.

[In his experience, demons are just what humans call that which they cannot easily explain.]

[mindovermight]

[ Popcorn.gif

I MEAN WHAT, not Ulyaoth, oh no, this dude with white hair and glasses wearing a very flowy veil-like outfit isn't amused at you at ALL. NOPE. Totally not an ice magic user either, probably, but he looks like he'd reek of it. Nnnnooope. ]

Why, Chattur'gha, I had no idea you were so vehemently disrespected by even the most basic of simplistic organisms in this age. How amusing! Oh, please do go on, young one!

[heavenscorpse]

I think lobsters have died out by the time I arrived on Earth, but I'm sure they had many other creatures they devoured. Just probably smaller ones.

[mightovermadness]

That makes sense. But are they not fearsome predators of great size?

[...He still hasn't seen one.]

[madnessovermind]

I don't know, I find them endearing. Rend their shells. Consume their flesh.

A family of little Chattur'ghas that can be your obedient followers. Though the flesh and bone that houses us will be our own demise.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH. Xel'lotaaaaath. *^*

[mightovermadness]

[Shut up, Xel, he hears eel is a delicacy in some places.]

...That is quite an idea. Perhaps these lobsters could be taught to better defend themselves. Though I do agree, these weak forms will likely be our end.

[Chattur'gha she is probably insulting you.]

it's a big eldritch horror party

[heavenscorpse]

They are kind of cute when you think of them that way.

[Lobster servants!]

[stavros]

...

*She really has no idea what to say here.*