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Canon: Eternal Darkness! Looking for a home maybe?

...What do you mean that the flesh and bone devour small creatures that resemble my true form? You must be lying! These... Lobsters, you call them? They must be mighty creatures if they resemble me! Do they not have many mouths? What of their claws? Are they not strong enough to rip apart frail human flesh and crush bone?

...Is your sole reason in telling me this to incite my anger, or to insult me?

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[... are you for real?] I wouldn't call a lobster 'mighty'.

[Unless you mean 'mighty delicious', especially with garlic butter.]

[Scanty stares, as if in total disbelief.]

L......lobsters....

You're in awe...of lobsters?

[There is a very long pause. She doesn't know what to do with this...]

You...do realize that mere Humans consume these crustaceans, do you not?

But I am highly similar to what you call a "lobster," flesh and bone.

[He'll even hold up one of the massive claws that replaces arms.]

[ He could give a lecture on how stupid you are and why you should've expected this but he's too busy trying not to laugh... oh, he IS amused, Chattur'gha. ]

Can your infantile mind not grasp the simple implications of nature's order, Chattur'gha? How sad it must be for such a meandering, thick-headed thing like you, to see something modeled after his supposition of greatness... continually devoured by simplistic, weak, flesh and blood... pathetic.

[He is a giant space lobster. Of course he is.]

I myself resemble one in my true form. And I certainly consume many flesh and bone. So I am concerned that it seems my brethren are enslaved and made into meals for these lesser creatures.

[.......He has no idea how small lobsters are.]

[You. He doesn't understand all of what you said, but it pisses him off!!! But he's not starting a fight because he knows you'll just segment him again.]

Ulyaoth, I have been informed that there's something that resembles you, as well! A mere brainless blob that is carried everywhere by the waves!

[HAHA UR NOT THAT SMART!!!]

[Oh here, another one of your kind... though nowhere near as great and powerful as your full form... or is she?]

[Also, move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

...I want you to go away. But the fact that you are tied to your player undoubtedly means that such sentiments are not within my nor my player's capacity to do so.

Fuck.

...I want you to go away. But the fact that you are tied to your player undoubtedly means that such sentiments are not within my nor my player's capacity to do so. Fuck.

[Scanty sighs - oh good, another eccentric space being. She's encountered more than her fair share of these, though they're interesting enough each time.]

[And with her red skin the 'lobster' comment is not foreign to her...]

They're not the strongest of earth's fauna, that is very much certain. Humans need only place a rubber band over each claw, then the lobsters can do them no harm.

Even with their inferiority, Humans have grown quite skilled at killing animals.

[Move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

And you. You are like me, are you not?

...you should be mindful. He is not likely to possess the same restraint that I do.

This is your first and last warning.

[Giant Space Lobster God Thing. Probably not. Though he's not nearly as powerful as he used to be.]

If I could return to where I belong and rule over Matter once more, I would. But it would seem that I cannot do so.

You seem awfully concerned for my safety of late. Dare I sense a kinship forming?

[Scanty grins teasingly - she's grown quite fond of her squid-girl-pal!!]

Besides, it was not my intention to mock, I was merely surprised!!

That is terrible! I was not aware the flesh and bone had become so ruthless!

[Now he wants to rescue all of the lobsters. He is so horrified that something that resembles him is mere food for humans.]

I shall have to correct their behaviors.

Oh come now, don't panic. Humans are too pitifully stupid to be 'ruthless.'

[Now Demons, on the other hand...]

They consume fauna because it fulfills a survival need in them. If they did not have this need, they would not find the intelligence to hunt, it's as simple as that.

Though by all means, if you seek to eradicate the entire human race to save your crustacean comrades, please be my guest!

[ He is nonplussed, Chatty. Though that's a bit insulting, note to self: once humans are wiped out successfully, begin breeding intellect into these creatures and magick. ]

The smallest of these creatures, Chironex fleckeri, is able to fell anything of flesh and bone by simply brushing up against it with almost no effort whatsoever on its part. In fact, many of them are feared by mortals. If you seek to insinuate that just because they may be akin to me means that we are, in fact, one in the same, you are wasting your time with this contrivance. Have you ever heard of one of your Nephropidae--or "lobsters," as I suppose I should lower my standards for you--causing fatalities?

I already plan to enslave and consume the flesh and blood. That is all they are truly good for.

[AND HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR MANTOROK AND HIS MEDDLING CHOSEN ONES.]

[She's up there. The... younger daughter of one of you space god after another space god was consumed by a yet even bigger and mightier space god. And by daughter it is more accurate to describe a fragmented piece of flesh that developed it's own sentience. But that is nothing you would be unfamiliar with, ne?]

[What's strange, and perhaps might seem as weakness to Chattur'gha is that the "presence" of this one has been subdued -- which is something that she is doing intentionally.]

Matter is material and susceptible to the mind. Force only serves in the face of that which is. What is not and what can only be in possibility is beyond your grasp.

[Pride, it would seem, is a constant within cosmic headcases no matter how old or young they are...]

[SHUT UP, SMARTY-PANTS.]

At least my lobsters would be aware of what they are doing.

I have place too much effort in forming a rapport with you to let you be destroyed by a dangerous case of curiosity. It would not do to have my investment lost in such a way.

Surprised?

[Scanty snorts a chuckle - hard to believe that humans are really good for anything...]

I suppose enslaving and random torture would indeed be entertaining.

Just what do you call yourself, anyway?

Chattur'gha. That is the name I have held since before time was recorded. I am also known as the Great Being of Matter.

[It's not random torture to him! ...But then, he's also not the brightest bulb in the bunch.]

Actually very much so!!

[She's also touched, but she'll keep that to herself.]

But you think far too lowly of my skills! Why is it you lack the faith that I can defend myself if I am threatened?

[ Hm. Ulyaoth will raise a brow--humanized for ease at the moment, mostly, because iconning a giant space jellyfish that has no facial expressions would make roleplaying hard on my part. ]

While there may be similarities, a simplistic creature in any form could never hope to match the Master of the Planes. To elevate oneself to MY level is something most are incapable of; my true power is incomprehensible to most creatures of the mortal plane.

[ Arrogance. Ulyaoth has a lot of it. ]

[Nope, it's probably happened somewhere in the history of everything.]

I can conquer insanity with ease. The mind is not too far a stretch for one as powerful as I am.

[...He just has trouble when he fights against magick. It's extremely one-sided.]

His realm is that of matter and life. It is within his power to shred and destroy you to your basest parts in but a whim.

We are not all made of the same cloth, as the saying goes.

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