dear_mun | Really need to revise an app

Don't worry, you won't ever catch me telling Jake how hot he is.
It's not my style.
I like to be more subtle.
If we praise him too much he might get full of himself.
He already had all three of us gunning for his ass.
I don't think he needs the additional ego boost.

Whoa, calm down Roxy.
Don't hyperventilate.
Nothing's happening yet.
I'm not even sure if I'll go through with that idea.
Maybe it's too much too fast?
I don't want to overwhelm him.
I'll start with something simpler.

John should worry about you guys when he gets there.
I can handle the glitches.
It's not a big deal.
I might be able to fly away from them anyway.
No one cares if there are a bunch of glitches out in the middle of nowhere.
We have more important things to worry about.

Maybe you can find something in the dream bubbles.
Even if you can't I'm sure you can do stuff when you wake up.
The alien is busy, so you might be able to sneak the ring off her finger while Jane keeps punching her in the face.
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hey now i was not gunning
appreciating from the sidelines
but no way i was gonna get in that mess
now if mess was over and jake wasnt all romance shy i might have flirted more
u and jane wanted him tho
not like i was gonna compete with that
good call on not boosting his ego though
let him breathe away from all the 'ooooo so hot mister english'

simple is still good
and hell if i know man
i made out in a closet a few times
and kind of propositioned a guy for bondage
those things just kind of go out of control
like a baby stroller down a steep hill
only gonna stop with a last minute save by superman
and by then someones lost their pants
if he doesnt seem nervous its probably cool?

middle of nowhere glitches
only inconsequential until theyre at their most annoying
we are glitching over here so it might call john on over
hopefully you can just fly out of those still not sure how those glitches work

i havent popped up with calliope yet
probably wont get to do that which is sad
but hey theres apparently armies building in the afterlife
and ~INFORMATION~ of what the hell is going on
or maybe that fish girl will just try to stab me again =/
in which case i really hope i wake up
im all for being a ninja
not so much the stabbing
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Maybe you weren't actively pursuing him.
But you can't deny you wanted a piece of that.
Come on, Roxy.
He had us all with his goofy old time charm.
Not even Jane could put up a fight against it.
Well, not until he started acting like a douchenozzle.

That's what I intended.
Didn't mean for it to get all hot and heavy.
It seems like every time I hang back for awhile he makes a move on me.
So I'm going to keep doing that.

Wow, Roxy.
Getting all kinky and shit.
I don't know if I should be proud of you or start passing out condoms and advice like the school nurse.
Next time practice responsible BDSM and use a safe word.

Jake just pinned me against a wall and asked if I have plans for the night.
Pretty sure he isn't nervous.
I'm also absolutely fucking certain I like where this is going.
Wish he'd pull my pants down and put it in already.

I flew into the glitches so I should be able to fly out of them.
Who knows what will happen next?
I was just telling Callie's bro I'm fed up with waiting.
It's annoying.
But I guess we'll have to put up with it for awhile longer.
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its a booty that cant be denied
pray to gog he never learns how to twerk
i think we would all be doomed if he did
n hes so dorky that its downright cute
but ill be honest
i would probs jump all over the chance for a sloppy make out with any of ya
were all ridiculously attractive
and everyone is so cute and precious
in their own various ways
yes u even do it in ur cool kid way

perhaps the trick with jake english
is to be like the ancient idol in the tomb
it maybe get him a bunch of spikes to pursue
but who could resist that allure
good luck either way

welllll it was kind of a special circumstance
and it was more for my safety that mb the other guy should be restrained
theres power fuckery and control issues involved
safeword is good tho
should remember that
better safe than sorry for kinky shit

holy shit
go jakey
man i dun know what we missed but it did that boy a load of good
just make sure he knows what hes doing
be patient and fingers first!

i hope so
it might be like fly paper tho
really dont want it to be fly paper
waiting is getting pretty tiresome now
but it looks like we got a while yet
le sign
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Edited 2013-11-07 05:28 (UTC)

If Jake started twerking the entire social order would collapse.
His ass would be considered a weapon of mass destruction.
You and Jane would collapse instantly and I would die of a critical nosebleed.
It would be the assocalypse.
The apolcalypse brought on by Jake's ass.
He could wipe out all our enemies and everyone else in the universe with a single five minute twerking session.
Shit, Roxy.
We should save that ass and use it as the ultimate weapon against the big bad.
When we've given it all we got and hope is lost bring out Jake.
Even Lord English can't win against his twerking.
Jake can't twerk for a full five minutes though, because that would destroy the universe.
It'd be the Vast Twerk.
So maybe if he only did it for a minute or two it'd be just enough to vanquish the skull alien while leaving the rest of the universe intact.

I'm not sure power fuckery and control issues are normal for that kind of thing.
But if it ever gets out of control again you know who to call.
I'll go in there and wreck shit if I have to.

You're saying that like I haven't watched a shit ton of gay porn and seen and read all the yaoi animes and mangas.
I know how gay sex works.
I've already shoved a dozen different phallic objects up there.
I can prepare myself if Jake doesn't know how.
It might be more fun to try and teach him though.
He's going to have to learn sometime.

Waiting is getting old.
But at least we don't have to sit around and be bored.
There are plenty of things to do here.
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that poor frog would never know what hit him
there was too much booty and bounce
not even the frog could keep up with that bounce
considering how lord english reacts to the obscene
id be surprised if he could last that full minute
just gotta get jake up to dancetier and all our problems will be solved
well except for all of us being passed out
but hey jakey does still have some nice arms with that booty
sure he could carry us back

its not so much as its normal for that kind of thing
as he has tentative control of his powers
and sex being a thing that makes control harder
hes very concerned about it dont need to go wrecking his shit
any and all incidents will be accidental
sides its not like i can't take a lil bit of an accidental power surge
less stuff i have the more void says i can be strong
kind of awesome
thats why i took fistkind
its not totally useless against the robots

oh i know YOU know
i meant for jake
even if hes read gay porn i would not trust him for having read good gay porn
he might not realize the necessity for lube and that sounds fun for exactly no one
its good for him to learn
im sure hed appreciate the show~

there are
memeland is fun land
got to meet so many people and talk to em
especially u
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His ass is already incomprehensible.
Add a little bounce and it'll be devastating.
All of Caliborn's smut would be tame in comparison.
Not that it isn't tame anyway.
Dude doesn't even know what smut is.
He's into the lamest shit, I swear.
Jake's ass could destroy him easily.

In that case I guess I don't have to worry.
You sound like you've got it under control.
Just be careful.
Don't do anything reckless.
And call me if you ever need anything.

I don't know if he's into gay porn.
Or if he even watches porn.
If he does it probably has blue alien girls.
Though I'm not sure he'll be into that anymore after the spider alien is done with him.
Anything he doesn't know I can teach him.
I'm not worried about it.

I've met some people, but I'm not doing much at the moment.
Just hanging with you, Jake, and the dude from the brothel.
Dave showed up in the mun's head, so we've been kicking it.
Got a rap battle going right now.
Might get intense.
I'll let you know if it does.

I don't think I've ever enjoyed a conversation with you this much.
We should talk more.
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he really really doesnt
probably wouldnt even be able to properly appreciate his doom
would be trying to avert his eyes in shame as the first twitch
dont even get to enjoy his death

totes got this on lockdown
and i will
no recklessness involved
i would not want u to regret that offer of always calling
cuz that has the potential for some mega awkward
like we somehow both get handcuffed and i cant get the key
except not that because i can void out
but u never know

pfffff
hes still a teenage boy
and he knows us
not to mention all that alone time
i will eat my wizard hat if he hasnt watched porn
probably with the blue aliens tho yeah
blue alien girl will probably put him off of it for a little while
get some breathing room
he didnt seem horribly traumatized at least
so who knows the kink might come back
(now im wondering if u ever pondered seducing him while wearing blue paint and that is a weird turn of thought)
at least you know what ur doing

fuck yeah more strider raps
glad u get to hang out with ur bro
only other ppl the mun has in her head is this carapacian who made himself a mayor sash
and the blue bitch >_O
but i keep faaaaaar away from her

hehe
ur gonna make me blush with such flattery mister strider
not being drunk probably helps
id love to talk more
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You're probably right.
He would freak out.
I wouldn't avert my eyes though.
If I'm gonna die anyway I'm gonna get a good look at that ass before I go.
Sure wouldn't chump out and look away.

I'd rather not get dragged into your sex life.
But if you're messing with strong guys make sure they know to take no for an answer.
If they don't I'll teach them.

All he has to do is watch Avatar.
I'm pretty sure that is porn to him.
I don't know, maybe he watches actual porn too.
But he seems like the kind of guy who needs the adventure part.
And all the romance stuff.
I don't see him being really into smut for smut's sake.
And a lot of porn is degrading to women, so there's that.
It goes without saying that Jake is old-fashioned.
It'd piss him off to see women treated like objects.
He's sensitive about a lot of things.
He's had a sheltered existence.
I would never paint myself blue for any reason.
That isn't even remotely ironic.

It was fun at first, but it got out of hand.
Now he's singing Baby Got Back with improvised lyrics.
Roxy, make him stop.

I could continue this conversation into infinity, but if you ever want to do something different I'll be here.
And in memes and the mun's musebox.
That's it for now, no games yet.
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if we gotta die
it would be a pretty awesome way to go
totes worth it

oh i think hed be pretty prompt to any nos
or orders
yeah pretty sure im covered
but if im wrong you totes get all beating rights
after me of course
no one disrespects roxy lalonde

there is some rather suggestive imagery
all those connecting tentacles and things
porn with story and somewhat respectful is pretty hard
lol
maybe the one kind of movie jakey has real taste in is movies
mb ill suggest some titles for him
pretty sure i could find a porn parody of avatar
just need to find one where the girl isnt just an object
at least anymore than normal adventure movies

lmao
oh i dunno
im kinda diggin the lyrics ;)
glad to see he got a bit of my talent when it comes to the artistic
aka the most horrible yet hilarious ideas

mun kind of flubbed on memory loss considerations so she had to wait for my game
though shes also looking at a smaller memory loss one now
which may or may not be worse
jurys still out on that
i could talk to u 5ever 2
but we should hit up memes or something sometimes
its nice when we can be face to face
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That's good.
And you definitely get first dibs on the beating.
Show that guy who's in charge, Rox.

All I'm saying is that I wouldn't be surprised if he's already jacked off to it more than a few times.
He practically worships that shitnasty movie.
I'm sure there's a porn version floating around somewhere.
They even have a costume, like some kind of full body leotard you can put on to enhance the shitty blue alien girl experience.
If he ever gets married you know the person running his bachelor party is going to have to force some poor stripper to change into one of those godawful things before they give him a lap dance.
I feel sorry for her.

Don't encourage him.
It isn't as ironic as he thinks it is.
It's just juvenile.
He needs to stop.

Memory loss sounds complicated.
The mun looked at a lot of games for me, no memory loss though.
Horror games, sex games, pokemon games.
I told him I don't want the pokemon game unless I get a ponyta.
But it looks like someone else is already trying to app me there.
I'll hit up the memes eventually.
First I'm going to lodge a formal complaint against Dave's rapping.
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fuck yeah
and thats the plan ;)

that hes definitely done
hes pretty obsessive about it
most obvious kink ever
certainly has plenty of attention
get aaaall the costumes
oooo thats a good idea
ill make note of that
i mean poor stripper but that is also probs not the worst they had to do
(lbh out of you, jane, and me, im the one who will put together the best party and who else is gonna put this shit together for him)

lmao
but its cute
trying to be all cool and hes such a dork

super complicated
mostly my mun bemoans the fact that shes not sure how much of my maturity was six months sober and how much was just being sober
you would rock a ponyta
flaming horse
screams dirk
i could collect all the cat pokemon
and techy ones
mun has looked at a few games, but she just has this serious love of memory loss games
i think its the memory write ups
she gets to go over canon piece by piece in depth
its ridiculous
kyriakos still sounds cool though
and aather has other you and jake
(who both could use someone to get them to communicate =/)

excellent
mundane is always throwing me in memes randomly
good luck with that complaint
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I'd like to think he'd make me his best man.
Come on, you know I'd throw a kickass party.
Not sure about the female strippers though.
Okay, maybe it's better if you do it if only for that reason.
I'd just hire a bunch of male strippers.
Dressed as firemen.
With really long hoses.
Fuck, you should have me do your bachelorette party.
I'll make popsicles that look like dicks or something.
Dicks everywhere.
Inflatable dicks, edible dicks, maybe I'll even get some dick-shaped straws.
And I could get one of those dick-shaped cake pans and have Jane bake you a penis cake.

It's not cute.
It's annoying.
Why did he have to drag Jake and Jane into it?
I didn't need to know how much he likes her ass.

If I got one I would've named it Rainbow Dash.
It would've been even more appropriate once it evolved into a rapidash.
But I didn't want to get into that game anyway.
I want a sex game, but the mun seems determined to put me somewhere ridiculous.
Last month he was looking at a place where everything is made of pillows.
Now he's looking into this weird hotel.
Dude can't make up his mind.

If you ever want me in a specific one let me know and I'll be there.
The complaint worked, more or less.
At least it got someone's attention.
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well of course between the three of us youd be the best man
but see theres my point
i can get female strippers
i can get all the strippers
and the blue paint
fuck though that sounds like the best bachelorette party
bet u could get crazy straws like taht
man all the more reasons i wanna get married one day

dude he called me hot mom
im sorry to say
but i think ur bro might be socially awk
random stream of consciousness is going on

if only there was a flying pony pokemon
how is there not a pegasus pokemon
youd think thatd be a thing
theres an ICE CREAM pokemon
why no winged horses
flaming flying horse would be so awsome
sex game sounds fun
if slightly overwhelming at first
at least in amnesia land because holy shit so many people not carapacians and its so fucking weird
without meta space backing
or memories to realize why its disorientating as fuck that people can talk
gotta wonder how long a place can last as pillows
like
is it just pale porn everywhere or something?
is that the point?
hotels can be fun
(btw i am riding a horse in game land)
(be jealous)
(actually dont because neither i nor the other girl know what the hell were doing so its just shenanigans on trying to figure out what were doing)
(i dont think we even know about saddles)
(but hey horses)

i will
tho should give fair warning
mundane has all these ridiculous desires of fluff and angst with me and dirks
sometimes awesome and sometimes its mega sad ):
also same for me
want me somewhere and i will be there
oooo did it
coolio
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Edited 2013-11-22 04:26 (UTC)

I'm sure you will.
An attractive young lady like you shouldn't have any problem getting a man.

That isn't surprising.
He doesn't have my preferences.
I don't think he has any preferences for that matter.
Not according to gender.
Just between you and me, incest doesn't bother him much either.
Dave feels guilty sometimes, but it doesn't mean he isn't interested.
Genetic sexual attraction is a thing after all.
You have to remember he's a teen like us.
Runaway hormones can lead to social awkwardness.

I know.
Why don't they have flying ponies?
That's bogus.

I wouldn't join a sex game with amnesia.
I could do a sex game or a memory loss game, but not both at once.
And I don't know about the pillow place.
It's magical or something.
Everything is made of pillows, even the housing.

Fluff and angst is fine.
I'm up for anything as long as it isn't concupiscent.
Unless you want it to be the saddest thread in existence.
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Dave's been hitting up memes more than I have lately.
Apparently he watched a guy die.
It was pretty awful.

i think the prob is meeting a man
who isn't taken or not interested
kind of the same problem with girls too =/
though games do change all that

going the pansexual route eh
nothin wrong with that
like who u like
ooooooooh

*dramatic pause here*

RLY?
that it was some whole big deal for that time
hmmmm if it doesnt bother him that does change things
rly do the genetic worries even matter when were immortal god beings
n i am expert at all the crazy biological genetic things

oh god
dont even get the mun started on those saddest threads
likes the unrequited love angle too much
but id like the non-concupiscent threads
even if its a sad thread its still nice to see you in person
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oh noes
):
poor dave
he gonna be all right

Tell me about it.
I'm still not sure what to do with Jake.
The situation is complicated.

Something like that.
From what I've seen, Dave is indiscriminate.
He doesn't have strong feelings for anyone, so he's all over the place romantically.
Nothing wrong with that.
He's just trying to figure out what he wants.

Incest was a big deal in his time.
We never had those ideals or a society to judge us for them.
As long as it's consensual I don't see anything wrong with it.
I might not be interested in my mother, but if I had a hot brother...
Well, shit.
I guess I do.

It was pretty unrequited for awhile.
I'd like to think we're past all that.
But for the record, it isn't that I don't love you.
It just isn't that kind of love.
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Dave will be fine.
He's faced death dozens of times.
It's too bad for the dead guy though.

at least were getting new people in the mix
might help the problem
things all tangled with us four but cleaner slate with em
except me and jade with the whole repeated disembowelment threat
we will probs need to talk

fair enough
id be happy to help him figure it out
can have fun in the meantime
exp is supposed to help and all

I dun think you have a bio mom
just ur own dad and im my own mom and no others involved
yes
yes you do
sounding like its consensual
flat out admitted it
so is it all right 2 b mackin on your bro?

i know u do
were
im
MOSTLY past it
im working on it
tryin to dilute this red down to pink
gettin a bit paler everyday
with more ppl around it makes it easier to not get all hyperfocus?
easier to let go
bit more time and well be good
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yeah that does suck
Dave is supposed to be saving us with his peeps so he should be strong

I haven't seen her since I got here.
I hope she's okay, evil or not.
Pretty sure she can take care of herself though.

He probably doesn't need more experience, but it couldn't hurt.
I don't have a problem with it.
You can mack away, you don't need my permission.
Although, if it gets hot and heavy you should talk about past partners and use protection.
I have plenty of condoms if you need them.
I don't think Dave carries any.
Like he legitimately doesn't expect to get macked on left and right.
Even though we both know that happens all the time.
My bro is fine.

Having other people around makes it easier.
It's nice to have someone to talk to besides Jake.
Not that we're doing a whole lot of talking at the moment.
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ive seen her a few times
had short talks on how i know it wasnt her
she seems to feel real terrible about it ):
she can watch herself tho
way cool spacey powers

they were like thirteen when they went on a meteor
exp defs couldnt hurt
hey just seems like the thing to do
at least let u kno its a thing
id probably be upset if i found u macking on rose and no one told me before hand
not that you would mack on rose
but if you theoritically would have
good to be forward bout relative macking
dun worry will practice safe sex
no surprise kiddies
or diseases
can we even get sick
is that part of our immortality
wider social circles that boy would need a stick to keep all the mackers off
poor kid is gonna be doomed whenever we find a larger population

i bet ur not
*wonks*
it is nice to have more people
weird but nice
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I feel sorry for both of them.
No one should be forced to be evil.
I warned her about the tiaratop though.
Never trust Crockercorp.

Dave got an earlier start on everything.
He got into the game earlier, started dating earlier.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's had more partners than me.
I've only got two guys to my name.
And I haven't even met Rose.
But hypothetically speaking, if Dave had relations with anyone else in the family, it's probably something you should know about before you get in bed with him.
I'm pretty sure pregnancy and disease are still things.
I don't think we need to worry about STIs too much.
We all entered the game virgins.
But we can fuck a bunch of people outside the game now and who knows what they've got.
Also, it's probably not a good idea to have babies with someone who is genetically your son.
You can fuck him all you want, just use protection.

Speaking of memes, I thought this one would be fun.
We can be like Bonnie and Clyde.
Except without the fucking.
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i should have destroyed it
i was in her house so many times
right there
could have smashed it to teeny little bits
god why didnt i do that

thirteen is still p young
guess it depends how much of a lil pimp he was
and interested in girls then
u should meet her
i wanna see her call u mr strider
still the cutest damn thing
i have the cutest mom/daughter
yeah ill check to see if theres any romantic history i should know about
im probs safe
just trolls and other virgins
but ill check
can do all that bloodwork shit
no probs
genetics do really hate the incest
then again
i could
change those sort of things...
go all mad scientist
i mean
if it happened
always good to have a back up plan
protection first plan

ooooo
yes
could be like when we robbed your bros museum for the rabbit
except with human guards
and im not working from 2000 miles away making sure the auto security doesnt fry u
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Edited 2013-12-01 13:13 (UTC)

You should have.
You should have grabbed that thing and thrown it out her window.
Too bad it's too late.

I don't know everything about his love life.
We only talked about it briefly.
He had one girlfriend that I'm aware of, but there were a lot of other people he was interested in.
I've also seen him flirting with people since he got here.

She does seem pretty adorable.
I wouldn't mind meeting her.

Are you really that interested in having kids with him?
Because it sounds like you're overthinking this.
I don't even want to know what kind of ectobiological bullshit you'd have to pull for those kids to turn out healthy.

I thought we could go in with your gun blazing.
If that doesn't scare the shit out of them I could take a hostage and hold my katana to their throat.
Then we could grab shittons of money and make out like bandits.
By which I mean we could run off with the money.
There would be no actual making out.
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ugh why didnt i
even if she would have been upset
shoulda done it
stupid stupid stupid

cute
hopefully he can back up some of those flirts
gotta show theres ability behind the swag and all that~

so close
so very close to meeting her
then u can when u get there

dude i turned one cat
into a whole fuckton of cats
who could breed with each other
and not have their lung outside their body
did u even see how many cats were in that lab
all that from frigglish
not only did i keep mutant cats alive
i changed their goddamn genders
do not doubt my ability to ectobiobullshit

n not overthinking it
just kind of
potential thought
mostly i mack on trolls
getting anything healthy out of that would probs mean dead babies first
so its always this moment of WHAT IF
with a human
most any human
i mean i dunno about u
like actual desires vs what u think u can do
but i do actually want a kid one day
planned kid
with everything straightened out because fuck if im giving any kid of mine anything besides the most normal life i can
mb well just mack and fool around
mb itll turn out more than that
or hell mb i will never get husband/wife material and just want my own goddamn kid to raise myself
good to know what options i got for that

get my hopes up while dont u ^_~
do like the action sort of scenario though
and theres so much to get with money when theres actual shit to buy
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You couldn't have known for sure.
And she would've been pissed if she knew you were breaking her things.

I'm sure he can back it up.
My bro has some serious moves.
Better watch out or he'll sweep you off your feet.

Ok, point taken.
You are a wiz at ectobiological bullshit.
We've got a certifiable rocket scientist over here.
She can make cats with lungs inside their bodies and everything.
Next thing you know we'll have the Frankenstein monster on our hands.
Or the Lalonde monster in your case.
People never realize that the monster was named after the man who created it.

You already know how I feel about having kids.
I don't see what the big deal is.
Maybe it's because I have zero biological imperative.
I want to fuck butts, not make babies.
It's fine if you want to have kids.
As long as you plan ahead I don't think it'll be a problem.
Just wait five or more years and then see how you feel about it.
I hate to be a wet blanket, but teenagers have no business raising kids.
You're not ready for that.
None of us are.

Either way I'm sure there will be plenty of fooling around.
Can't say how serious Dave is about you or anyone else right now.
You never know.
I don't think you'll have a hard time finding a husband though.
There are plenty of available guys out there.

That isn't what I was trying to do.
It was just a figure of speech.
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