On now being homeless, as well as new muses

[cancercarcino]

SO YOU FINALLY GOT UP OFF OF YOUR ASS AND DECIDED TO MOVE ME OFF THE SHIP.
CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, CONSIDERING YOU BARELY HAD ME DOING ANYTHING THERE.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO JUST SHIP ME OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT AWAY, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME SIT AROUND AND ROT.
I HOPE WHEREVER YOU DECIDE TO SHIP ME OFF TO HAS MORE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY DO.
DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I SPENT GOD KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG OUT IN SPACE DOESN'T MEAN I ENJOYED LOUNGING AROUND ON A SPACE SHIP FONDLING MY HORNS LIKE SOME FAT, LAZY HIGHBLOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE I DID ENJOY LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE EVERY WAKING MOMENT, BUT I'M GOING TO GET RUSTY IF YOU KEEP CODDLING ME LIKE A WIGGLER.
I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH SOME ACTION!

OH, AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PRACTICING THAT QUIRK AND THINKING ABOUT CAT PUNS.
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE DOUCHENOZZLE WITH THE CAT MASK HERE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANOTHER CAT-OBSESSED DUNKASS HERE ANYWAY?
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE FOR ME??
UGH...
IF YOU DO DECIDE TO BRING HER AROUND JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GO TO THE SAME PLACE I DO, IT'LL BE AWKWARD ENOUGH HAVING TO SHARE THE SAME THINKPAN SPACE AS HER.

Comments

[neverlied]

[Another emotionally volatile species that appears remotely similar to humans, but have horns and grey skin. Speaking of space ships, that meant there had to be more. Plenty of beings that could further delay entropy...]

Their fascination with cats is intriguing. They're animals that evolved and came to live with humans for their survival, but aren't completely reliant on humans. And with their ability to mimic the human infant's cry for food, they don't realize they've become subservient to the domestic feline.

[cancercarcino]

[Oh god what kind of fucked up meowbeast lusus is this. You get an epic facepalm.]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN ALL OF US ARE OBSESSED WITH FELINE BEASTS, YOU KNOW.
AND DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU IT MEANS THAT I ENJOY CATS. THAT'S JUST A SICK COINCIDENCE.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF DEMENTED LUSUS?

[neverlied]

Of course not. You're not human after all, yet you behave similarly.

I don't know what a lusus is. Care to tell me? I would be interested in learning more about your kind.

[cancercarcino]

NEWSFLASH, DOUCHENOZZLE, TROLLS DON'T ACT LIKE HUMANS.
WE *MADE* THE HUMANS' WHOLE UNIVERSE, SO IF ANYTHING THEY ACT LIKE US.

WHAT?
WHY WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT??
A LUSUS IS YOUR CUSTODIAN. YOU KNOW, A GUARDIAN? BIG STUPID CREATURE THAT TAKES CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF?

[neverlied]

Is that right? Amazing how we've never discovered your kind, but we've located your created universe and its single living entities. [That explained why humans were emotional creatures. His kind would help greatly.]

I understand custodian and guardian and comprehend they rear you in a way similar to the human parents. Do you stay with them to a certain age as well?

[ineuphony]

You really want to go to a place that's super active?

[cancercarcino]

NOT A SUPER ACTIVE GAME, GET YOUR GANDERBULBS CHECKED OUT.
I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T JUST ABOUT SITTING AROUND DOING LAME JOBS.
I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMEPLACE WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY *DO* THINGS.
YOU KNOW, GETTING IN SOME DECENT STRIFES ONCE IN A WHILE!
JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING AMBUSHED BY AN ARMORED CHOLERBEAR EVERY SECOND DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SPEND MY TIME JUST SITTING AROUND IN A GIANT SPACE SHIP.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR A DANGER ZONE BUT WOULD IT KILL ANYONE FOR SOME DECENT STRIFE PRACTICE??

[ineuphony]

I guess a place that's "slice of life" would be suitable for you?

[cancercarcino]

SLICE OF LIFE?

[dicey]

You too, huh?

[cancercarcino]

YEAH, ME TOO

[dicey]

Too 8ad. You seemed kind of happy there. Happy for you, anyway!

[cancercarcino]

WELL, I WAS HAPPY THERE.
IT WAS ACTUALLY PEACEFUL FOR ONCE. LIKE NOBODY KILLING ANYONE.
IT WAS KIND OF NICE.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME THERE WAS NOTHING MY MUN COULD MAKE ME DO.
WE GOT BORED.
HENCE WHY NOW WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEPLACE NEW.

[dontthesunlookgoodtoday]

but how could anyone resist the siren call of space
dont shatter my dreams dude
weve all got to learn to love the nightlife sometime
speaking of
do you mean action or 'action'?

[cancercarcino]

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WHEN YOU'VE BEEN STUCK ON A GIANT SPACE SHIP FOR A SOLID SWEEP?
AND THAT'S *AFTER* SPENDING HOW LONG STUCK ON A METEOR HURTLING IN SPACE IN OUR OWN UNIVERSE.
LOOK IF YOU WANT TO GO GET YOUR ASS STUCK IN SPACE BE MY FUCKING GUEST, I WON'T STOP YOU.
YOU KNOW, ACTION?
I MEAN IT'S FINE TO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING OR SOMEONE TRYING TO KILL YOU EVERY MINUTE BUT HAVING NOTHING TO DO BUT TAKE ON SHITTY JOBS GETS BORING.
I MEAN I WAS HOPING THAT A CHOLERBEAR WOULD RANDOMLY APPEAR OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY JUST SO I'D HAVE SOMETHING TO STRIFE.
THE SAME GOES FOR RANDOM BULLSHIT SILLINESS, IT'S OK ONCE IN A WHILE BUT FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH MY MUN WHEN I SAY HAVING SOME SERIOUS SHIT WOULDN'T HURT, SO LONG AS I DON'T END UP DYING.
WHAT OTHER KIND OF ACTION DO YOU EVEN MEAN?

[dontthesunlookgoodtoday]

so past long enough to get bored of the antigrav and the food
did they have an antigrav chamber
if not you should call them up and complain
clear violation of being in space parameters
nah
im good where i am
but shes having vaguely threatening thoughts anyway
i figure if we can hold out until october passes we wont have to worry for a good while though
yeah i get that
need something to stretch out the muscles
and/or take your stress out on
explains a lot about everywhere is such a mess of feelings though
what
you mean you dont know
or cant guess
well
i am here to open your eyes young grasshopper
stick your neck out bob a bit until you catch someones eye
then dosido until you get into the flow
then you can really bring out the guns and start to tango
vertical or horizontal whichever works for you

[cancercarcino]

NO!!
THERE WASN'T EVEN A FUCKING ANTI-GRAVITY CHAMBER!
THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENED WAS ONCE A MONTH RANDOM SHIT WOULD HAPPEN, LIKE THE FURNITURE WOULD GET TURNED TO CAKE OR EVERYONE WOULD BECOME A HOOFBEAST, STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT.
WAIT, THREATENING?

WELL OBVIOUSLY, WE WERE GETTING BORED AND WE WANTED TO FIND A NEW PLACE.
SO UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS IT BRINGS TO QUESTION WHY THE HELL YOU ARE EVEN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I... WHAT??
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL JUST SPOUTED FROM YOUR TALK BLASTER.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND SPEAK A LANGUAGE I CAN UNDERSTAND, DICKWEED??

[nukeoleptic]

wow
you seriously do talk as much as i remember @_@

[cancercarcino]

JADE??

[Oh shiiit, the last time he saw Jade she had succumbed to the Bark Side. Excuse him while he jumps away.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ WHOOPS at least she is not grimbark right now. ]

karkat?? :O

[cancercarcino]

OH.
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE NOT ALL GREY AND GLARING AND BARKING AT ME.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT A RAMPAGING DEVILBEAST ANYMORE??

[rogueofheart]

:33 < whats wrong with cat puns!

[cancercarcino]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CAT PUNS!
ONLY IT GETS ANNOYING LISTENING TO MY MUN REPEATING THEM AND COMING UP WITH NEW ONES THAT FOR THE MOST PART JUST SOUND RIDICULOUS AS ALL HELL.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < thats purrbably beclaws she doesnt have an expurrt to help her
:33 < i suppaws i could help if she wanted to purrfect the art

[This actually is the most puns she's made in one breath in a long time]

[cancercarcino]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT YOU TOO.
MY MUN IS ACTUALLY THINKING OF MAKING AN ACCOUNT FOR YOU.
OR WELL, ANOTHER VERSION OF YOU.
HOWEVER THIS BULLSHIT WORKS.