Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist (
cancercarcino) wrote in
dear_mun2013-08-21 06:24 pm
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On now being homeless, as well as new muses
SO YOU FINALLY GOT UP OFF OF YOUR ASS AND DECIDED TO MOVE ME OFF THE SHIP.
CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, CONSIDERING YOU BARELY HAD ME DOING ANYTHING THERE.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO JUST SHIP ME OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT AWAY, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME SIT AROUND AND ROT.
I HOPE WHEREVER YOU DECIDE TO SHIP ME OFF TO HAS MORE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY DO.
DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I SPENT GOD KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG OUT IN SPACE DOESN'T MEAN I ENJOYED LOUNGING AROUND ON A SPACE SHIP FONDLING MY HORNS LIKE SOME FAT, LAZY HIGHBLOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE I DID ENJOY LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE EVERY WAKING MOMENT, BUT I'M GOING TO GET RUSTY IF YOU KEEP CODDLING ME LIKE A WIGGLER.
I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH SOME ACTION!
OH, AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PRACTICING THAT QUIRK AND THINKING ABOUT CAT PUNS.
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE DOUCHENOZZLE WITH THE CAT MASK HERE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANOTHER CAT-OBSESSED DUNKASS HERE ANYWAY?
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE FOR ME??
UGH...
IF YOU DO DECIDE TO BRING HER AROUND JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GO TO THE SAME PLACE I DO, IT'LL BE AWKWARD ENOUGH HAVING TO SHARE THE SAME THINKPAN SPACE AS HER.
CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, CONSIDERING YOU BARELY HAD ME DOING ANYTHING THERE.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO JUST SHIP ME OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT AWAY, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME SIT AROUND AND ROT.
I HOPE WHEREVER YOU DECIDE TO SHIP ME OFF TO HAS MORE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY DO.
DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I SPENT GOD KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG OUT IN SPACE DOESN'T MEAN I ENJOYED LOUNGING AROUND ON A SPACE SHIP FONDLING MY HORNS LIKE SOME FAT, LAZY HIGHBLOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE I DID ENJOY LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE EVERY WAKING MOMENT, BUT I'M GOING TO GET RUSTY IF YOU KEEP CODDLING ME LIKE A WIGGLER.
I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH SOME ACTION!
OH, AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PRACTICING THAT QUIRK AND THINKING ABOUT CAT PUNS.
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE DOUCHENOZZLE WITH THE CAT MASK HERE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANOTHER CAT-OBSESSED DUNKASS HERE ANYWAY?
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE FOR ME??
UGH...
IF YOU DO DECIDE TO BRING HER AROUND JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GO TO THE SAME PLACE I DO, IT'LL BE AWKWARD ENOUGH HAVING TO SHARE THE SAME THINKPAN SPACE AS HER.

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IT WAS ACTUALLY PEACEFUL FOR ONCE. LIKE NOBODY KILLING ANYONE.
IT WAS KIND OF NICE.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME THERE WAS NOTHING MY MUN COULD MAKE ME DO.
WE GOT BORED.
HENCE WHY NOW WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEPLACE NEW.
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NO IT DOESN'T!
WHY THE HELL WOULD IT MEAN THAT??
MY MUN IS SHITHIVE MAGGOTS BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING PSYCHOTIC.
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...I THINK.
...
FUCK.
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