cancercarcino: (Bluh bluh shitty humans)
Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] cancercarcino) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-21 06:24 pm

On now being homeless, as well as new muses

SO YOU FINALLY GOT UP OFF OF YOUR ASS AND DECIDED TO MOVE ME OFF THE SHIP.
CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, CONSIDERING YOU BARELY HAD ME DOING ANYTHING THERE.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO JUST SHIP ME OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT AWAY, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME SIT AROUND AND ROT.
I HOPE WHEREVER YOU DECIDE TO SHIP ME OFF TO HAS MORE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY DO.
DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I SPENT GOD KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG OUT IN SPACE DOESN'T MEAN I ENJOYED LOUNGING AROUND ON A SPACE SHIP FONDLING MY HORNS LIKE SOME FAT, LAZY HIGHBLOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE I DID ENJOY LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE EVERY WAKING MOMENT, BUT I'M GOING TO GET RUSTY IF YOU KEEP CODDLING ME LIKE A WIGGLER.
I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH SOME ACTION!

OH, AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PRACTICING THAT QUIRK AND THINKING ABOUT CAT PUNS.
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE DOUCHENOZZLE WITH THE CAT MASK HERE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANOTHER CAT-OBSESSED DUNKASS HERE ANYWAY?
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE FOR ME??
UGH...
IF YOU DO DECIDE TO BRING HER AROUND JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GO TO THE SAME PLACE I DO, IT'LL BE AWKWARD ENOUGH HAVING TO SHARE THE SAME THINKPAN SPACE AS HER.
dicey: (would I take any of it back)

[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-23 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Too 8ad. You seemed kind of happy there. Happy for you, anyway!
dicey: ([text+spidertroll])

[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-25 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd 8etter 8e careful! "Getting 8ored" followed 8y "looking for someplace new" pro8a8ly means you're in for a really shitty, traumatizing time. It's practically guaranteed!
dicey: (and then I made a map)

[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-29 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
How sure are you of that?
dicey: (she's lucky I didn't slip her a smile)

[personal profile] dicey 2013-09-07 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Have fuuuuuuuun, Karkat. ::::)