On now being homeless, as well as new muses

[cancercarcino]

SO YOU FINALLY GOT UP OFF OF YOUR ASS AND DECIDED TO MOVE ME OFF THE SHIP.
CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, CONSIDERING YOU BARELY HAD ME DOING ANYTHING THERE.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO JUST SHIP ME OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE RIGHT AWAY, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME SIT AROUND AND ROT.
I HOPE WHEREVER YOU DECIDE TO SHIP ME OFF TO HAS MORE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY DO.
DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I SPENT GOD KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG OUT IN SPACE DOESN'T MEAN I ENJOYED LOUNGING AROUND ON A SPACE SHIP FONDLING MY HORNS LIKE SOME FAT, LAZY HIGHBLOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE I DID ENJOY LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE I DIDN'T HAVE TO FEAR FOR MY LIFE EVERY WAKING MOMENT, BUT I'M GOING TO GET RUSTY IF YOU KEEP CODDLING ME LIKE A WIGGLER.
I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WITH SOME ACTION!

OH, AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PRACTICING THAT QUIRK AND THINKING ABOUT CAT PUNS.
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE DOUCHENOZZLE WITH THE CAT MASK HERE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANOTHER CAT-OBSESSED DUNKASS HERE ANYWAY?
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE FOR ME??
UGH...
IF YOU DO DECIDE TO BRING HER AROUND JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GO TO THE SAME PLACE I DO, IT'LL BE AWKWARD ENOUGH HAVING TO SHARE THE SAME THINKPAN SPACE AS HER.

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[neverlied]

[Another emotionally volatile species that appears remotely similar to humans, but have horns and grey skin. Speaking of space ships, that meant there had to be more. Plenty of beings that could further delay entropy...]

Their fascination with cats is intriguing. They're animals that evolved and came to live with humans for their survival, but aren't completely reliant on humans. And with their ability to mimic the human infant's cry for food, they don't realize they've become subservient to the domestic feline.

[ineuphony]

You really want to go to a place that's super active?

[cancercarcino]

[Oh god what kind of fucked up meowbeast lusus is this. You get an epic facepalm.]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN ALL OF US ARE OBSESSED WITH FELINE BEASTS, YOU KNOW.
AND DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU IT MEANS THAT I ENJOY CATS. THAT'S JUST A SICK COINCIDENCE.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF DEMENTED LUSUS?

[cancercarcino]

NOT A SUPER ACTIVE GAME, GET YOUR GANDERBULBS CHECKED OUT.
I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T JUST ABOUT SITTING AROUND DOING LAME JOBS.
I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMEPLACE WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY *DO* THINGS.
YOU KNOW, GETTING IN SOME DECENT STRIFES ONCE IN A WHILE!
JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING AMBUSHED BY AN ARMORED CHOLERBEAR EVERY SECOND DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SPEND MY TIME JUST SITTING AROUND IN A GIANT SPACE SHIP.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR A DANGER ZONE BUT WOULD IT KILL ANYONE FOR SOME DECENT STRIFE PRACTICE??

[ineuphony]

I guess a place that's "slice of life" would be suitable for you?

[cancercarcino]

SLICE OF LIFE?

[ineuphony]

Uh-huh. Like a place where there isn't any real danger. Sure, there are hiccups every now and then, but nothing too bad, y'know? And you sorta just... live your life.

[neverlied]

Of course not. You're not human after all, yet you behave similarly.

I don't know what a lusus is. Care to tell me? I would be interested in learning more about your kind.

[cancercarcino]

NEWSFLASH, DOUCHENOZZLE, TROLLS DON'T ACT LIKE HUMANS.
WE *MADE* THE HUMANS' WHOLE UNIVERSE, SO IF ANYTHING THEY ACT LIKE US.

WHAT?
WHY WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT??
A LUSUS IS YOUR CUSTODIAN. YOU KNOW, A GUARDIAN? BIG STUPID CREATURE THAT TAKES CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF?

[cancercarcino]

THAT'S WHAT YOUR GAME IS LIKE?

[neverlied]

Is that right? Amazing how we've never discovered your kind, but we've located your created universe and its single living entities. [That explained why humans were emotional creatures. His kind would help greatly.]

I understand custodian and guardian and comprehend they rear you in a way similar to the human parents. Do you stay with them to a certain age as well?

[ineuphony]

In a nutshell.

[cancercarcino]

IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE BACK ON THE SHIP.
WHICH WASN'T BAD, IT WAS JUST...
NEITHER ME OR MY MUN WERE REALLY MOTIVATED TO GET UP OFF OUR ASSES AND DO ANYTHING INTERESTING.

[ineuphony]

I know what you mean. My mun and I were like that too after awhile at THOR. But this place I'm in gives my mun plenty of motivation. There's at least three different situations my mun wants me to be apart of.

[cancercarcino]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT??
THAT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ANY SENSE IF YOU DON'T EXPLAIN YOURSELF, DIMWIT.

I DUNNO, SORT OF.
SOME TROLLS WOULD STAY WITH THEIR LUSUS FOR A LONG TIME, THOUGH MOST LEFT THEM WHEN THEY WERE AN ADULT.
UNLESS THEY WERE A KICKASS LUSUS IN WHICH CASE YOU COULD PROBABLY GET AWAY WITH TRAINING IT INTO ADULTHOOD, BUT WHO ACTUALLY HAS THAT MUCH TIME AND PATIENCE?

[neverlied]

You haven't asked so I haven't answered.

I see. [A lack of patience...] ... The one who somehow presides control over me says I would've liked your universe. Humans are good, but I have a feeling your race - as their creators - would have been much more suited.

[dicey]

You too, huh?

[dontthesunlookgoodtoday]

but how could anyone resist the siren call of space
dont shatter my dreams dude
weve all got to learn to love the nightlife sometime
speaking of
do you mean action or 'action'?

[cancercarcino]

HOLY SHIT, THERE'S THAT MUCH GOING ON IN YOUR GAME?

[cancercarcino]

FINE, I'LL INDULGE IN YOUR STUPID GAMES. WHAT THE FESTERING SHIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MORE SUITED FOR WHAT?

[cancercarcino]

YEAH, ME TOO

[cancercarcino]

OH I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WHEN YOU'VE BEEN STUCK ON A GIANT SPACE SHIP FOR A SOLID SWEEP?
AND THAT'S *AFTER* SPENDING HOW LONG STUCK ON A METEOR HURTLING IN SPACE IN OUR OWN UNIVERSE.
LOOK IF YOU WANT TO GO GET YOUR ASS STUCK IN SPACE BE MY FUCKING GUEST, I WON'T STOP YOU.
YOU KNOW, ACTION?
I MEAN IT'S FINE TO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING OR SOMEONE TRYING TO KILL YOU EVERY MINUTE BUT HAVING NOTHING TO DO BUT TAKE ON SHITTY JOBS GETS BORING.
I MEAN I WAS HOPING THAT A CHOLERBEAR WOULD RANDOMLY APPEAR OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY JUST SO I'D HAVE SOMETHING TO STRIFE.
THE SAME GOES FOR RANDOM BULLSHIT SILLINESS, IT'S OK ONCE IN A WHILE BUT FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH MY MUN WHEN I SAY HAVING SOME SERIOUS SHIT WOULDN'T HURT, SO LONG AS I DON'T END UP DYING.
WHAT OTHER KIND OF ACTION DO YOU EVEN MEAN?

[dicey]

Too 8ad. You seemed kind of happy there. Happy for you, anyway!

[neverlied]

The expansion of the universe will eventually lead to its death. We've discovered how to obtain the energy to sufficiently combat entropy and perpetuate its existence.

Fighting. I form contracts with beings like you.

[ineuphony]

Uh-huh! My mun is writing a post for me now where I'm talking about three different things at once! And that's not counting the private locks, either.

My mun says she highly recommends the place I'm at if you don't mind the fact you'll be human.