help, require voicetesting so bad

[theimp]

Surely you don't propose flinging me into such a cruel, terrible worl— aha, no, it turns out I can't even finish that with a straight face. If the only family present would be Jaime, very well. I am amenable. It's not that I don't enjoy, phrase used with serious reservations, fucking with Cersei, or fixing King's Landing, but I do so long for the days when people weren't trying to kill me.

Are there dragons, by any chance?

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[thethingsidoforlove]

Targaryens seem promised to this land as well, so it turns out I can't brag about such a reprieve - the no one trying to kill me bit. But then again, why would I?

[ hi tyrion ]

accidentally a word

[theimp]

Well, you are so much less personable than I am.

[thethingsidoforlove]

I spoke mainly of boredom. Rebuffing attempts at revenge do so wile away the hours. But good to know the company won't be nearly as ghastly if you're destined there too.

[therainbowking]

Look on the bright side. At least you do not have Mist that causes hallucinations and nightmares. Presumably.

[rhinemaid]

It's fog.

[ ... sup ]

[therainbowking]

Then it is not so different. Perhaps there is not much bright side to look for.

[theimp]

I suppose I am not obligated to go into it, anyway.

[rhinemaid]

I haven't seen the dragon gentleman in a while.

[theimp]

A dragon gentleman? I must admit my enthusiasm wanes when they go about on two legs.

[imfollowinghim]

Sure hope not.

[theimp]

I'm not saying I want to look one in the eye. I'd need to be lifted and that's always so undignified. But it might be nice to see them from afar, perhaps while situated in a well-built, very large stone keep.

[sleaairgid]

There are.

[theimp]

Knowing that they're there, then, is enough for me.

[norea]

Not yet, but we do have quite the menagerie round here.

Unfortunately, quite a lot of said menagerie is actively homicidal.

[theimp]

I suppose that I like the idea of dragons much more than the reality. The reality is almost always homicidal. I can only hope I am too small for any beast to bother with devouring.

[mightyfallen]

Along with everything else one can imagine, yes, there are dragons.

Can I ask, do you make a habit of inspiring homicide, or do you just have that kind of luck?

[theimp]

It is partially that and partially my family, whom I would never disparage but who must also allow that they have made a great many enemies. [Deadpan—] Because, of course, they are so mighty. Everyone else is simply jealous. I am easy to pick on, so I must on occasion carry the burden of the admittedly sometimes deserved blame for various things they've done.

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

I could fix that.

[theimp]

Quite possibly. I don't understand what you would gain from it, but I never claimed to understand any Stark, other than the one who is really a Snow.

Still need voicetesting help? :)

[morewidows]

Family issues, dear?

Always, ty!

[theimp]

Many. Some, admittedly, of my own design.

[atruedragon]

Would dragons be an unwelcome thing?

[theimp]

I have always wanted to see one, but realistically, I'm sure I would be better off not, be they actual dragons or human scions.

[your_khaleesi]

Whether you like it or not, dragons are making their return to the capital.

[theimp]

Alas, I won't be there. I'll be in a different world altogether, and that is where I will look for them.