help, require voicetesting so bad

[theimp]

Surely you don't propose flinging me into such a cruel, terrible worl— aha, no, it turns out I can't even finish that with a straight face. If the only family present would be Jaime, very well. I am amenable. It's not that I don't enjoy, phrase used with serious reservations, fucking with Cersei, or fixing King's Landing, but I do so long for the days when people weren't trying to kill me.

Are there dragons, by any chance?

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[thethingsidoforlove]

Targaryens seem promised to this land as well, so it turns out I can't brag about such a reprieve - the no one trying to kill me bit. But then again, why would I?

[ hi tyrion ]

[therainbowking]

Look on the bright side. At least you do not have Mist that causes hallucinations and nightmares. Presumably.

[rhinemaid]

I haven't seen the dragon gentleman in a while.

[rhinemaid]

It's fog.

[ ... sup ]

[theimp]

I suppose I am not obligated to go into it, anyway.

[theimp]

A dragon gentleman? I must admit my enthusiasm wanes when they go about on two legs.

accidentally a word

[theimp]

Well, you are so much less personable than I am.

[rhinemaid]

He wasn't very enthusiastic about your kind, either.

[thethingsidoforlove]

I spoke mainly of boredom. Rebuffing attempts at revenge do so wile away the hours. But good to know the company won't be nearly as ghastly if you're destined there too.

[theimp]

You could not possibly be implying you find your Kingsguard duties less than engrossing. But no matter, you may guard me instead.

[theimp]

I would hardly imagine any dragon feels fond of humans, but perhaps they might, as I do, find the dragon-obsessed family of my world especially obnoxious.

[Targaryens: inbred dragon furries.]

[rhinemaid]

Fetishists are never popular.

[thethingsidoforlove]

Fortunate for you, then, that Baedal boasts a certain lack of King to guard.

[theimp]

Particularly not when those fetishes shape the politics of seven kingdoms.

[rhinemaid]

...isn't that what political assassination is for?

[thethingsidoforlove]

It is, actually.

[rhinemaid]

Well, then.

[theimp]

There is also substantially less of me to guard. Really I'm a boon to you in all ways.

[imfollowinghim]

Sure hope not.

[theimp]

Oh, it worked well, for a time. They were not always mad, or so I've read. They were a fearsome family and they rode magnificent war dragons. But the dragons dwindled and time passed and slights were accrued. And now they are gone, except, my brother tells me, they will quite possibly be present in this city. It is curious that I must travel to another world entirely in order to meet them at all.

[theimp]

I'm not saying I want to look one in the eye. I'd need to be lifted and that's always so undignified. But it might be nice to see them from afar, perhaps while situated in a well-built, very large stone keep.

[imfollowinghim]

Maybe with a couple tanks near by, just in case. [Life is weird enough without dragons, plz k thnx. :|]

[rhinemaid]

Baedal is full of odd little twists like that. I think it's perversity.

[theimp]

What exactly would those be for?

[this YOUR TERMINOLOGY CONFUSES ME is going to be so tiring sob]

[thethingsidoforlove]

I suspect you'll only need to fear for your life if the Targaryen dragon brats fail to tell us apart, and considering their make, it is a concern.

The Stark wench may not discriminate, of course. [ All that sparkles is Lannister. ]