Mun easily enabled - Muse is not impressed

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You can't keep me entertained.

I don't know why you're bothering - SH

Oh very well, but I prefer texting! I don't care that I'm here in your head, texting is easier for me, then I don't have to deal with silly expressions, like the one you're currently wearing.

And you think being trapped here in your head is entertaining? Well, I suppose for a tiny brain such as yours, it is perhaps entertaining. I find it dull, I'm here in this big empty space you call a head. .... Of course, I know I'm not alone, but you can hardly call the things you've filled your head with as worth while for someone of my intelligence.

Why don't you go off and bother someone else for awhile. No, I am not amused.

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[dominion_war_graduate]

Well, that only sounds the least bit dismissive. Are you always this polite and cheerful?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You can do better than that.

[In other words: "I'm having a good day today."]

[dominion_war_graduate]

Oh, I'm sure I could, but Starfleet tends to frown on sarcasm, sadly. It's a bleak future indeed, when man can't emotionally tear his fellow man to ribbons with well-timed rejoinders.

Verbal combat is, after all, the height of civilization.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

That is your first mistake: That you believe this is in anyway verbal combat.

[This is how people talk - or how he talks at least.]

The second: you believe that verbal combat is in any way civilized.

[He sighs. He's bored already.]

[dominion_war_graduate]

Truly, your keen grasp of sarcasm is only matched by your dizzying ability to leap to conclusions with froglike grace and agility.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He cocks his head slightly at that.]

You think you're clever.

[Well, Sherlock knows better.]

[dominion_war_graduate]

Is that a problem now? I'll be sure to take it under advisement if so.

Otherwise, no, I don't think I'm clever. I think I'm damned clever.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He smirks slightly.]

Still only think... I know I am...

[dominion_war_graduate]

Ye've got me there, sir! Lieutenant Commander Warren Matthews, Starfleet.

At your service. [Well, hopefully Sherlock understands a simple handshake, since the LC decided to hold out a hand for one.]

A pleasure, I'm sure.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He just looks at the hand and then back at his face.] Commander. [A curt nod of his head.]

The pleasure has yet to be had.

[His phone chirps and he pulls it out to look at a text. Manners? He doesn't need them.]

[dominion_war_graduate]

Where's Dr. Watson when you need him to beat some manners into a Holmes?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Now he's sending a text back.]

Probably blogging.

[dominion_war_graduate]

At once blessing and bane of this age.

[stillhastrustissues]

I think I can safely say that nobody should expect you to be amused by this.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He doesn't bother shifting his look from his Mun.]

John.

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Just kind of gives Sherlock's Mun a short wave.

Looks back and forth between the two of them. ]

Right. Clearly making some progress here.

Still need more icons XD new muse is new

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Some would say you are.

[Sherlock's not so sure. Annnnd he's bored with his mun now, so he faces John.]

How's your blog going?

don't even worry about it, we can be buddies in newness!

[stillhastrustissues]

Same as usual. Counter's still buggered, can't figure that out. [ Glancing around the general area. ] On a bit of a holiday with all this, I suppose.

[ Easy come, easy go. ]

YAY XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Still buggered? It's been months.

[There is disappointment in his voice: He actually feels a bit bad for you, John. With that, he lays down on the couch.]

I'm bored.

[stillhastrustissues]

[ He shrugs as he takes a chair. It's a bit annoying, but not all that important. Otherwise he would have figured something out or taken it down sooner. ]

That's because you're easy to bore. [ High standards on mental stimulation. Which... keeps things from getting boring by John's standards, in fairness. ] Not much going for missing persons or impossible thefts, then?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He sighs.]

Solved the last "impossible" one yesterday. Today, I'm bored.

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Have one of those eyebrows-up John looks that crosses between being impressed as usual and wondering what it would be like to have a flatmate whose boredom could be alleviated by something simple like a board game. ]

As long as you're bored without my gun, I wish you the best of luck.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Don't be ridiculous.

[There's a long pause, he reaches to the side-table. And picks up a gun.]

I'm bored with my gun.

[stillhastrustissues]

... [ Shakes his head. Goes for the newspaper because he can.

Probably keeps more of a wary eye on bored-Sherlock and his gun than the newspaper, which is good news because I have no idea what would even be in it. ]

Of course, how stupid of me.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He simply takes an interest in his gun...]

Well, at least you're learning to admit it. That's the first step, as they say.

[He stands lays the gun on the table then walks over to a bookshelf and gets a box. He then returns to the table. Sherlock is many things. Including OCD - not about everything, but about his gun, sure. He sits down and starts to empty the rounds and disassemble the gun for cleaning.]