Mun easily enabled - Muse is not impressed

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You can't keep me entertained.

I don't know why you're bothering - SH

Oh very well, but I prefer texting! I don't care that I'm here in your head, texting is easier for me, then I don't have to deal with silly expressions, like the one you're currently wearing.

And you think being trapped here in your head is entertaining? Well, I suppose for a tiny brain such as yours, it is perhaps entertaining. I find it dull, I'm here in this big empty space you call a head. .... Of course, I know I'm not alone, but you can hardly call the things you've filled your head with as worth while for someone of my intelligence.

Why don't you go off and bother someone else for awhile. No, I am not amused.

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[stillhastrustissues]

-- does anybody?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He just sighs heavily. Finally he tosses the paper aside.]

I am bored. Even my mun is bored and it's 17 and a half hours before the next episode.

[stillhastrustissues]

Well, that's the problem with the whole- mun thing. Unless they're having you do something, you're literally doing nothing. [ Shakes his head. In that much he can at least agree to ridiculousness. ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He's pouting now.]

This is stupid. I had no idea this would mean someone so inept would have control over my life. Had I known I would have never agreed.

[Not that that would have mattered.]

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Ah, to be flatmates with a giant twelve-year-old. ] You mean you couldn't deduce it from the backs of their eyelids or anybody they've been keeping up there with you?

[ By which his tone and general posture mean "bear in mind it could be worse." John, John, John. You are silly, because things are always likely to become worse. ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He runs his hands through his hair, frustrated.]

Do you think I bother talking to the others that are up here? They're all idiots.

[No, they're not, but Sherlock has found a little-used area and has chosen to set up camp there - far away from everyone else.]

[stillhastrustissues]

Idiots with more experience in all this. [ Handwavey gesture. Not that he'd ever expected Sherlock would do socializing. ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He huffs.]

Experience. So you think I should listen to them?

[He actually shudders at the thought.]

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Grins. ]

Depends on what they say, really. For all I know they give rubbish advice.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

They probably do give rubbish advice. And now I'm being told "It's time." Well, at least that will be entertaining.

and then my life became Sherlock for a while whoops

[stillhastrustissues]

[ He was going to say something like "well maybe if you tried to pretend you were getting on with them a little better, being polite's been good for me."

But. The occasional lost cause. He can pick it back up another time. ]

Right. Entertaining.

XD Mine too

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock sighs.]

Not really. My mun is such a disappointment - there was about twenty minutes in there that was 'sleep induced.'

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Eyeroll. ]

People sleep, Sherlock.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He huffs.]

Not when it is something so pertinent to me, they shouldn't!

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Somewhere on that unattainable border between fond, exasperated, and conversational: ] Re-deleted the fact that the world doesn't revolve around you, have you?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He groans, missing the point somewhat - thinking it's about the Sun going around the Earth.]

I thought we agreed we weren't going to bring that up anymore..

[stillhastrustissues]

[ The most obtuse genius John has ever shared a flat with.

Also the only one, but that's just a detail. ] Sorry, when exactly did we do that?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Shut up, John.

[Well, all geniuses have their weakness.]

[stillhastrustissues]

[ His entire life is this icon right now. Just his entire life. ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[And now its back to pouting.]

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Ah, the things that remain stable in life. ]

What about you, then?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He sighs, still pouting.]

What about me?

[stillhastrustissues]

Yes, exactly. [ John stop being so sassy. ] What are you planning to force yourself into- because god knows you're always planning something.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

I'm trying to find a way to leave my boring, inept mun and still maintain my existence.

[stillhastrustissues]

Well, that's. [ Okay, shaking his head and kind of chuckling. ]

Ambitious. Very Pinocchio of you.