Mun easily enabled - Muse is not impressed

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You can't keep me entertained.

I don't know why you're bothering - SH

Oh very well, but I prefer texting! I don't care that I'm here in your head, texting is easier for me, then I don't have to deal with silly expressions, like the one you're currently wearing.

And you think being trapped here in your head is entertaining? Well, I suppose for a tiny brain such as yours, it is perhaps entertaining. I find it dull, I'm here in this big empty space you call a head. .... Of course, I know I'm not alone, but you can hardly call the things you've filled your head with as worth while for someone of my intelligence.

Why don't you go off and bother someone else for awhile. No, I am not amused.

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[stillhastrustissues]

Idiots with more experience in all this. [ Handwavey gesture. Not that he'd ever expected Sherlock would do socializing. ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He huffs.]

Experience. So you think I should listen to them?

[He actually shudders at the thought.]

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Grins. ]

Depends on what they say, really. For all I know they give rubbish advice.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

They probably do give rubbish advice. And now I'm being told "It's time." Well, at least that will be entertaining.

and then my life became Sherlock for a while whoops

[stillhastrustissues]

[ He was going to say something like "well maybe if you tried to pretend you were getting on with them a little better, being polite's been good for me."

But. The occasional lost cause. He can pick it back up another time. ]

Right. Entertaining.

XD Mine too

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock sighs.]

Not really. My mun is such a disappointment - there was about twenty minutes in there that was 'sleep induced.'

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Eyeroll. ]

People sleep, Sherlock.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He huffs.]

Not when it is something so pertinent to me, they shouldn't!

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Somewhere on that unattainable border between fond, exasperated, and conversational: ] Re-deleted the fact that the world doesn't revolve around you, have you?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He groans, missing the point somewhat - thinking it's about the Sun going around the Earth.]

I thought we agreed we weren't going to bring that up anymore..

[stillhastrustissues]

[ The most obtuse genius John has ever shared a flat with.

Also the only one, but that's just a detail. ] Sorry, when exactly did we do that?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Shut up, John.

[Well, all geniuses have their weakness.]

[stillhastrustissues]

[ His entire life is this icon right now. Just his entire life. ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[And now its back to pouting.]

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Ah, the things that remain stable in life. ]

What about you, then?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He sighs, still pouting.]

What about me?

[stillhastrustissues]

Yes, exactly. [ John stop being so sassy. ] What are you planning to force yourself into- because god knows you're always planning something.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

I'm trying to find a way to leave my boring, inept mun and still maintain my existence.

[stillhastrustissues]

Well, that's. [ Okay, shaking his head and kind of chuckling. ]

Ambitious. Very Pinocchio of you.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Pinocchio? I can exist just fine as my own person, thanks!

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Must not make 'real boy' joke. ]

If you somehow stick around after cutting the strings, let me in on the secret.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Just you watch! I'll sort it yet.

[No he won't.]

[stillhastrustissues]

If anyone could manage, it would be you.

[ It's okay, bro, he believes in your ability to try. ]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Of course it would be me.

[What he meant to say was: "Thanks for believing in me."