Mun's been all enabled over exitvoid

[crownless_king]

Okay, mun. Buddy. Pal. Stunned motherfucker extraordinaire. Cool your jets for a moment here. Yes, I know, you let the little devil whisper those sweet, sweet, nothings into your ear, which is adorable, but let me be honest here. I do not want to be to the Bat-Fam what Deadpool is to the X-Men. I know Cassandra Cain's outfit is the fucking raddest, but I am so not going to pull a Wade Wilson and go frolicking about in it. Not my style of cosplay. No matter what that asshole Motochika is telling you. Dirty lying no good pirate fuck.

Secondly, and most importantly...You are serious about this, right? You're not just going to flake out on me, are you? Because I am actually all on board for this. No kicking, screaming, threatening, none of that. I'm serious. For the first time, you've actually got a good idea. Gotta admit, makes me kinda proud. Deep down.

Noob's all grown up. [mock sniff] They grow up so fast.

...Anyways, just think this shit through. If you go into it halfheartedly, I'm going to probably dump a bin of scorpions inside your brain. You've seen Santa Destroy, I have fucking boxes of them, just waiting. And good luck finding antidote for your brain. I keep that hidden with all the brain bleach.

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[drunkenfist]

my mun wnats me to mention
somethin bout mr pinchy & spirit money???
idk sounds like a joke comin through from years ago
all kindsa hella nostalgic
which is totally my thing
so there u go

[crownless_king]

God, fucking stole ALL my spirit money. Hard earned goddamn spirit money, you know what I could have bought with that?

A tree.

For Gino.

So he could have a brother!

[explores]

Don't be ridiculous, Travis, we all know Mr. Pinchy was your best friend in the whole entire world.

[crownless_king]

Uh, no. Last I checked, that was Palmella Handerson.

My forever girl.

[killstealing]

I had heard my baby brother might be thinkin' of showin' his face, and then he does.

Only shame I see is that we can't really have a proper fight when ye show up. Not just ye who has the continues, but us all. No real protagonist for it. Kind of surprisin'. But ah, I'm waxin' on a bit, aren't I?

Ah, well.

[crownless_king]

How about them apples, bro. This time around, it'll be me stealing your spotlight. Karma's a bitch like that, ain't it?

Maybe, maybe not. Can't say a lack of player character status is going to make me want to pass up the chance to take your ass to town. You might even have a shot, this time around.

[killstealing]

Yer not quite big enough to steal my spotlight.

I always had a shot. If it weren't for the fact that they'd need to make a sequel to finish yer story, ye'd not be with us now. [ And Sylvia. But, he's not going to get into that. ]

[crownless_king]

We're twins, I'm exactly big enough to steal your spotlight. Duh.

Whoa, I think my story is good and goddamn finished as is, thank you very much. Killed the bad guy, got my revenge, got the girl. What else is there to do now?

Besides, my story is all about revenge. Who do you think they'd have to kill in order to make the next one even more personal?

[rippedoff]

...you know what? I'm not even gonna ask why you keep those boxes of scorpions around. I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

But hey, drag your feet a little more on getting here and I'm going to snatch that main character spot from right under your nose.

So hurry it up already.

[crownless_king]

Apparently, for fucking this.

Didn't you hear? There's a thing called being fashionably late. Maybe it's all getting set up for me to be the big damn hero this time. Won't that be a twist.

[rippedoff]

If you're going to live up to my big damn hero moment, you better make it good. Because let's face it: you've got some awfully big shoes to fill.

Just try not to drag those scorpions in with you to fuck it all up. Because scorpions biting your ass? Total mood killer.

[crownless_king]

Oh come on, they're not that big. It was just an arm. That belonged to my freakishly strong sister. Call me again when you save me from something like Godzilla.

[deduce]

TL;DR.

[crownless_king]

No cross dressing.

Good idea pooch.

Fuck up and you get mind scorpions.

...Better?

[drunkenfist]

lmfao high five

[batterthanyou]

...nope. Even you going to the same place as me can ruin my good mood. I've been sitting in this headspace bored as shit for who-the-fuck-even-knows-how-long, so honestly? Not even mad, bro.

Unless your sister takes my place. Then your ass is mine, and not in the fun way.

[crownless_king]

Wait, are you trying to say that if she didn't, my ass would be yours in the fun way? Because as far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as a "fun way" to that.

[flirts]

Are you so sure~? ♥

[witchtimes]

Scorpions? Is that the worst you can do?

[...Bayonetta, no. No egging on Travis Touchdown, that is the worst possible thing-]

[crownless_king]

Says the Fetish Fuel Station Attendant that has a fucking giant spider living in her hair. Or...something. Never understood that bit.

[witchtimes]

Far more than just a spider, but go on. I do love all the labels I get from those who watch.

[endowedninja]

My mun says she doubts scorpions will be necessary.

[crownless_king]

Yeah, but it's good to remind him that they're there.

[endowedninja]

What good does that do?

[skullfudgingmotherfunker]

Heh, going some-actual-where instead of just frolicking around in nowhere-lands like these, are we? Good on you there, man. My mun doesn't even have the decency to let me peek in at their naughty threads so I can at least have something entertaining to while away the hours with.