Mun's been all enabled over exitvoid

[crownless_king]

Okay, mun. Buddy. Pal. Stunned motherfucker extraordinaire. Cool your jets for a moment here. Yes, I know, you let the little devil whisper those sweet, sweet, nothings into your ear, which is adorable, but let me be honest here. I do not want to be to the Bat-Fam what Deadpool is to the X-Men. I know Cassandra Cain's outfit is the fucking raddest, but I am so not going to pull a Wade Wilson and go frolicking about in it. Not my style of cosplay. No matter what that asshole Motochika is telling you. Dirty lying no good pirate fuck.

Secondly, and most importantly...You are serious about this, right? You're not just going to flake out on me, are you? Because I am actually all on board for this. No kicking, screaming, threatening, none of that. I'm serious. For the first time, you've actually got a good idea. Gotta admit, makes me kinda proud. Deep down.

Noob's all grown up. [mock sniff] They grow up so fast.

...Anyways, just think this shit through. If you go into it halfheartedly, I'm going to probably dump a bin of scorpions inside your brain. You've seen Santa Destroy, I have fucking boxes of them, just waiting. And good luck finding antidote for your brain. I keep that hidden with all the brain bleach.

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[crownless_king]

I was bein' sarcastic, ye daft fucktard.

[killstealing]

I realize.

I chose not to acknowledge it, though.

[crownless_king]

You are such a tool, I swear to fuck.

[killstealing]

Don't be losin' yer temper now.

Or life is gonna be quite difficult for ye on the ship.

[crownless_king]

You're just afraid I'll try and suplex you off the side of it.

[killstealing]

Yes, I'm afraid of that.

'Cause ye will probably will try and end up fallin' off yerself.