Mun's been all enabled over exitvoid

[crownless_king]

Okay, mun. Buddy. Pal. Stunned motherfucker extraordinaire. Cool your jets for a moment here. Yes, I know, you let the little devil whisper those sweet, sweet, nothings into your ear, which is adorable, but let me be honest here. I do not want to be to the Bat-Fam what Deadpool is to the X-Men. I know Cassandra Cain's outfit is the fucking raddest, but I am so not going to pull a Wade Wilson and go frolicking about in it. Not my style of cosplay. No matter what that asshole Motochika is telling you. Dirty lying no good pirate fuck.

Secondly, and most importantly...You are serious about this, right? You're not just going to flake out on me, are you? Because I am actually all on board for this. No kicking, screaming, threatening, none of that. I'm serious. For the first time, you've actually got a good idea. Gotta admit, makes me kinda proud. Deep down.

Noob's all grown up. [mock sniff] They grow up so fast.

...Anyways, just think this shit through. If you go into it halfheartedly, I'm going to probably dump a bin of scorpions inside your brain. You've seen Santa Destroy, I have fucking boxes of them, just waiting. And good luck finding antidote for your brain. I keep that hidden with all the brain bleach.

Comments

[batterthanyou]

What the fuck is wrong with Rarity?

[crownless_king]

She has a fainting couch she can summon on command. What isn't wrong with Rarity?

[batterthanyou]

And? Dash would be completely fucked if she flew into a wall that fast.

[crownless_king]

Yeah but she won't. Because she's awesome.

[batterthanyou]

I'm not having this discussion with you; let's talk about something else.

[crownless_king]

Fine. It's your turn. Discuss away.

[batterthanyou]

New Smash Bros. Thoughts?

[crownless_king]

That villager scares me.

[batterthanyou]

Oh stop being such a pussy. At least Megaman's finally in it.

[crownless_king]

Maybe this time around, things will look up Touchdown.

[batterthanyou]

No offense, but your brother has a better shot of getting in than you do.

[crownless_king]

Full offense, but we're both way more likely to get in than you are.

[batterthanyou]

Because you killed me. Hahaha, choke on a dick, asshole.

[crownless_king]

I was going to say it was because you are one law of gravity away from being rated NC-17, but hey. Let's go with that too.

[batterthanyou]

Wow. I was totally gonna let you off easy, but fuck that shit; your ass is MINE.

[She picks up her bat and takes a swing directly at his gluteus maximus.]