Mun's been all enabled over exitvoid

[crownless_king]

Okay, mun. Buddy. Pal. Stunned motherfucker extraordinaire. Cool your jets for a moment here. Yes, I know, you let the little devil whisper those sweet, sweet, nothings into your ear, which is adorable, but let me be honest here. I do not want to be to the Bat-Fam what Deadpool is to the X-Men. I know Cassandra Cain's outfit is the fucking raddest, but I am so not going to pull a Wade Wilson and go frolicking about in it. Not my style of cosplay. No matter what that asshole Motochika is telling you. Dirty lying no good pirate fuck.

Secondly, and most importantly...You are serious about this, right? You're not just going to flake out on me, are you? Because I am actually all on board for this. No kicking, screaming, threatening, none of that. I'm serious. For the first time, you've actually got a good idea. Gotta admit, makes me kinda proud. Deep down.

Noob's all grown up. [mock sniff] They grow up so fast.

...Anyways, just think this shit through. If you go into it halfheartedly, I'm going to probably dump a bin of scorpions inside your brain. You've seen Santa Destroy, I have fucking boxes of them, just waiting. And good luck finding antidote for your brain. I keep that hidden with all the brain bleach.

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[begetsvengeance]

Fine, I can keep a secret. Unless he's watching, in which case you're fucked.

Also yeah, but you beat him easily in the cutscenes, which is what counts. Meanwhile, Bad Girl and I gave you a proper beating inside of gameplay and out.

[crownless_king]

He probably is. Wanting to be all enigmatic and blah blah blah stupid foil bullshit.

I don't think "beat him easily" counts if it took three fucking cutscenes to finally put him down. Also need I remind you the whole "falling to my death but not really" end to the last of em?

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[begetsvengeance]

They don't count either because he had three forms.

...

...actually, come to think of it, you struggled with his first form in the cutscene...

[begetsvengeance]

...give him a round of applause, everyone.

[She is so disgusted with you right now, Travis.]

[crownless_king]

Oh fuck off, I was having myself a little BSOD okay! He tried to pull a you. And hey, guess what, he apparently did it better.

You got showed up by a scrawny asshole with a pizza motif, sis.

[begetsvengeance]

...

Except I actually killed your parents. And Dark Star.

[crownless_king]

That's even worse. He did it with a bunch of fakes. Nearly pulled it off too.

[begetsvengeance]

Yeah, but you also had years to recover after I did it.

Plus I'm the reason you're so fucked u-

...well okay, I can't take all the credit.

[crownless_king]

Fucked up? Yeah, you can take the credit for that. But you know what?

[Shrugs]

I'm not even mad. That shit is done.

[begetsvengeance]

Lots of things are "done", Travis. Or at least, they were supposed to be.

[crownless_king]

Sure. But I know this is. I saw it through myself.

[begetsvengeance]

So my dearest older brother is finally growing up. I think I might actually shed a few fake tears just for the occasion.

[crownless_king]

Well don't go getting all misty eyed on me now.