Mun's been all enabled over exitvoid

[crownless_king]

Okay, mun. Buddy. Pal. Stunned motherfucker extraordinaire. Cool your jets for a moment here. Yes, I know, you let the little devil whisper those sweet, sweet, nothings into your ear, which is adorable, but let me be honest here. I do not want to be to the Bat-Fam what Deadpool is to the X-Men. I know Cassandra Cain's outfit is the fucking raddest, but I am so not going to pull a Wade Wilson and go frolicking about in it. Not my style of cosplay. No matter what that asshole Motochika is telling you. Dirty lying no good pirate fuck.

Secondly, and most importantly...You are serious about this, right? You're not just going to flake out on me, are you? Because I am actually all on board for this. No kicking, screaming, threatening, none of that. I'm serious. For the first time, you've actually got a good idea. Gotta admit, makes me kinda proud. Deep down.

Noob's all grown up. [mock sniff] They grow up so fast.

...Anyways, just think this shit through. If you go into it halfheartedly, I'm going to probably dump a bin of scorpions inside your brain. You've seen Santa Destroy, I have fucking boxes of them, just waiting. And good luck finding antidote for your brain. I keep that hidden with all the brain bleach.

Comments

[batterthanyou]

That better not be the death star. This series has enough Star Wars references as is.

[crownless_king]

Well it is now.

My ass is the Death Star.

And your bat is fucking Alderan if it comes within a mile of it.

[batterthanyou]

Okay. So. If your ass is the Death Star, doesn't that mean any long pointy thing that "explodes" can take it out so long as it hits the right spot?

[crownless_king]

You know what, this line of logic and discussion sucks. We're going to talk about virtually anything else.

Like ponies. Fucking...lets talk about ponies.

[batterthanyou]

Is that seriously the first thing that popped into your head.

[crownless_king]

Considering chucklefuck's whole reason for getting enabled in the first place was asking why I haven't met a specific talking pony yet?

...Fuck you you're not my supervisor.

[batterthanyou]

Hey, if you're into that shit I'm not about to judge. Lots of grown men in their thirties watch the show.

[crownless_king]

Bad Girl. Not about to judge?!

...Oh my god you watch it too, don't you?

[batterthanyou]

So you really DO watch it! Fucking called that shit!

[crownless_king]

Hey, after some dudes on the internet said Rainbow Dash would curb stomp the SHIT out of Starscream, you bet my ass I watched the shit out of it.

[batterthanyou]

She totally would.

Rarity's still the best, though.

[crownless_king]

She totally did.

Ha! Tits to that. Dash runs circles around that lamer.

[batterthanyou]

You're only saying that because she kicked Starscream's ass.

[crownless_king]

Uh, yeah, maybe I am. Because that's fucking awesome.

But seriously, Rarity? I mean come on.

[batterthanyou]

What the fuck is wrong with Rarity?

[crownless_king]

She has a fainting couch she can summon on command. What isn't wrong with Rarity?

[batterthanyou]

And? Dash would be completely fucked if she flew into a wall that fast.

[crownless_king]

Yeah but she won't. Because she's awesome.

[batterthanyou]

I'm not having this discussion with you; let's talk about something else.

[crownless_king]

Fine. It's your turn. Discuss away.

[batterthanyou]

New Smash Bros. Thoughts?

[crownless_king]

That villager scares me.

[batterthanyou]

Oh stop being such a pussy. At least Megaman's finally in it.

[crownless_king]

Maybe this time around, things will look up Touchdown.

[batterthanyou]

No offense, but your brother has a better shot of getting in than you do.