Shut up merida. I've had ~things to do~ also looking at a few places maaaybe.

[myownhand]

Well that was a nice long break. I hope y'enjoyed th'rest of th'muselist while I sat here gatherin' cobwebs. I don't care if y'were 'finishin' school' or 'tryin' t'graduate'-- I'm pretty sure most muns at least throw their muses a bone.

I guess I should just be glad y'aren't tryin' t'throw me int'any marriages or suitors. [an appropriate shudder right here.] Either way, it's good t'be back. In a manner of speakin', of couse.

Now, I won't hear of any demon bears or terrifyin' curses. It's time t'get off your lazy bum and get some work done.

[YEA. OKAY. W/E MERIDA.]

Comments

[myownhand]

No, I don't think I've ever met a cybug before.

It's more like a big monstrous unstoppable beast, who eats your leg and tries t'kill your entire family. Cursed t'wander th'forest forever.

[...]

At least until y'accidentally turn your mum int'a bear.

[freakishlyannoying]

So kinda like a cybug! Except they were eating my world. Forever? But what kills them? Do they regenerate when you kill them?!

Wait. Stop.

Someone turned your mom into a cyb... Errr, a bear?!

[myownhand]

Yes... [erm.] It's my fault, but I didn't know it'd turn her int'a bear. I just thought she'd change her mind about th'marriage.

[freakishlyannoying]

So what? You're a wizard? Fairy Godmother with a twisted sense of helping? Oooh! Witch?

[myownhand]

No, I went t'get a spell from a witch t'change m'mum. I thought it'd just change her mind, but it changed her int'a bear.

[freakishlyannoying]

That... kinda makes sense, you know. Easier to change someone into a bear than change their mind.