Shut up merida. I've had ~things to do~ also looking at a few places maaaybe.

[myownhand]

Well that was a nice long break. I hope y'enjoyed th'rest of th'muselist while I sat here gatherin' cobwebs. I don't care if y'were 'finishin' school' or 'tryin' t'graduate'-- I'm pretty sure most muns at least throw their muses a bone.

I guess I should just be glad y'aren't tryin' t'throw me int'any marriages or suitors. [an appropriate shudder right here.] Either way, it's good t'be back. In a manner of speakin', of couse.

Now, I won't hear of any demon bears or terrifyin' curses. It's time t'get off your lazy bum and get some work done.

[YEA. OKAY. W/E MERIDA.]

Comments

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Muns can be pretty lazy.

[Hmfh!]

...I'm sorry, did you say demon bears?

[bringsthefrost]

Good morning, starshine, the world says hello.

[shepherdofthefrost]

Yeah, okay, maybe your mun isn't doing the marriage 'n suitors but did you see what mine did.

[ THE PICTURE - AND THE THING - AND THE - DAMMIT MUN. ]

[tough_love]

[You don't know her, but there's a four-armed girl even taller than your father who has quite the objection to something you just said.]

What's wrong with marriage?!

[She sounds positively aghast at your disrespect for such a romantic institution, puny human girl. What is wrong with you.]

[myownhand]

Aye. Demon bears. Apparently gettin' somethin' called a 'cooollege degree' is harder than facin' a demon bear. I think she's exaggeratin', quite frankly.

[myownhand]

I see y'haven't lost your corny touch. [Starshine? really?] Been usin' those lines on many lasses since I've been away?

[myownhand]

Och, it's not like we're actually gettin' married or anythin'.





Right?

[SHE CAN'T BE TOO SURE AT THIS POINT...]

[myownhand]

[............................giant.

robot.


She'll deal.]

I'm just not ready for it! My mother wants t'marry me off with out my permission. How'd you feel if your parents came home with three bumblin' tumshies who don't know their way around a bow? I don't think you'd be ready t'rush int'marriage either.

[jokester_not_joker]

No forced marriages here, unless your mun really looks around for a game like that.

There are ones where you get special powers though. Much more interesting.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Actually a college degree is pretty hard to get. I requires a lot of schooling.

...but yeah, fighting demon bears sound dangerous. But kinda fun too.

[myownhand]

[And then every batman muse in my head screamed out "NO"]

That's th'problem. She keeps jokin' about stickin' me in games like that and I really don't appreciate her sense of humor.

[tough_love]

[Alien, not robot. She's just got different armor than you're probably used to, Merida. And more arms. And eyes.]

Why, I would challenge them in combat, of course!

[...that answer is certainly delivered with more cheerfulness than one would expect.]

[jokester_not_joker]

[OOC: To be fair this one is a good guy from an alternate universe.]

Well then could I suggest a place where you could shoot fire from your hands? Or maybe fly? No idea which one of the elements your mun would pick, but the place does seem pretty spiffy.

[snowymischief]

Ew, who're you? [SUP GIRL.]

[bringsthefrost]

[Hey, doesn't he get credit for trying?]

Nah. Things have actually been pretty quiet for me too.

[myownhand]

[ALIENS. ROBOTS... They are all pretty much the same thing for mer. lbr Mun will look closer at icons next time ahahaha.....]

Did that. Mom said I wasn't allowed t'challenge their abilities. And that I would bring war t'my clans.

I still think it was totally unfair.

1/???

[shepherdofthefrost]

I - I can't - I don't know! I'm in her head and I don't know what's going on inside her head!

[shepherdofthefrost]

[shepherdofthefrost]

OKAY DONE

[shepherdofthefrost]

Don't give her any ideas!

[myownhand]

It's fun if you're a great demon bear hunter.

I'd rather be spendin' time shootin' m'bow and arrow while ridin' through th'forest.

[tough_love]

[...gurl what is wrong with your courtship rituals, that's not how they work at all]

But if not through combat, how could you choose a worthy husband?!

[SERIOUSLY, HOW? D8]

[myownhand]

[a little credit. ♥]

Clearly it's 'cause I haven't been around t'get y'int'trouble.

omfg

[myownhand]

....She's goin' t'th'app page in your game just cause a'what y'said!

[DO SOMETHING JACK.]

so out of it with playing mer I typed mom instead of mum. WHOOPS.

[myownhand]

I don't know you'll have t'ask m'mum!

Though, she did change th'laws before I did accept one of them as my husband.