Shut up merida. I've had ~things to do~ also looking at a few places maaaybe.

[myownhand]

Well that was a nice long break. I hope y'enjoyed th'rest of th'muselist while I sat here gatherin' cobwebs. I don't care if y'were 'finishin' school' or 'tryin' t'graduate'-- I'm pretty sure most muns at least throw their muses a bone.

I guess I should just be glad y'aren't tryin' t'throw me int'any marriages or suitors. [an appropriate shudder right here.] Either way, it's good t'be back. In a manner of speakin', of couse.

Now, I won't hear of any demon bears or terrifyin' curses. It's time t'get off your lazy bum and get some work done.

[YEA. OKAY. W/E MERIDA.]

Comments

[myownhand]

[....welp. you and her mom can go be friends or something she cannot even--]

Hopefully that won't be for a good long time. I rather like my freedom right now.

[tough_love]

[Your mother would probably not approve. Even remotely.]

...why would you not still have your freedom?

[Now you've gone and confused her again. Why must humans do everything wrong like this?]

[myownhand]

Once I'm married I have t'start takin' over th'kingdom. Rule and have children and all that. S'not like the queen can go out and shoot arrows everyday.

[tough_love]

I do not believe that ever stopped my mother. Though it's mostly just Daddy in charge these days.

[Funny things happen when you're part of a race where women are thought of as the better warriors.]

Besides, then you could arrange to conquer another kingdom! You could shoot as many arrows as you liked!

[PROBLEM SOLVED, BRING HER YOUR NEXT CONCERN, PUNY HUMANS.]

[myownhand]

That's th'problem. We're at peace right now. We've already taken most of th'lands in th'area, and all th'clans have joined forced t'gether.

No reason t'go out adventurin'. It's all about runnin' th'kingdom now.

[tough_love]

There's always more to conquer, silly! Just attack one of the other kingdoms for glory and plunder!

[oh wait right, she was mentioning a big terrifying demon bear at one point, too. That could work!]

Ooh, are there any of those demon bears left? They sound fun!

[myownhand]

Y'can't just go around attackin' other people for no reason.

And there aren't any demon bears left. At least I don't think there are.

[tough_love]

Is the promise of glorious battle and plunder not reason enough?

[somebody sounds genuinely confused here]