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Shut up merida. I've had ~things to do~ also looking at a few places maaaybe.
Well that was a nice long break. I hope y'enjoyed th'rest of th'muselist while I sat here gatherin' cobwebs. I don't care if y'were 'finishin' school' or 'tryin' t'graduate'-- I'm pretty sure most muns at least throw their muses a bone.
I guess I should just be glad y'aren't tryin' t'throw me int'any marriages or suitors. [an appropriate shudder right here.] Either way, it's good t'be back. In a manner of speakin', of couse.
Now, I won't hear of any demon bears or terrifyin' curses. It's time t'get off your lazy bum and get some work done.
[YEA. OKAY. W/E MERIDA.]
I guess I should just be glad y'aren't tryin' t'throw me int'any marriages or suitors. [an appropriate shudder right here.] Either way, it's good t'be back. In a manner of speakin', of couse.
Now, I won't hear of any demon bears or terrifyin' curses. It's time t'get off your lazy bum and get some work done.
[YEA. OKAY. W/E MERIDA.]

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Hopefully that won't be for a good long time. I rather like my freedom right now.
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...why would you not still have your freedom?
[Now you've gone and confused her again. Why must humans do everything wrong like this?]
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[Funny things happen when you're part of a race where women are thought of as the better warriors.]
Besides, then you could arrange to conquer another kingdom! You could shoot as many arrows as you liked!
[PROBLEM SOLVED, BRING HER YOUR NEXT CONCERN, PUNY HUMANS.]
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No reason t'go out adventurin'. It's all about runnin' th'kingdom now.
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[oh wait right, she was mentioning a big terrifying demon bear at one point, too. That could work!]
Ooh, are there any of those demon bears left? They sound fun!
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And there aren't any demon bears left. At least I don't think there are.
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[somebody sounds genuinely confused here]