poooossibly going to sirenspull

[deepfriedcrack]

Look, we both know you're in over your head. You have absolutely no plans here, and face it, you're already struggling. I've got better things to do than sit around and placate your ass.

Last time I checked, the plans already gone done. Sam already falls for my moves, and I get stabbed by my own weapon. So yeah, that smarts a bit. But you want to up and take me to Canada? To play with Crowley?

Ugh, no thanks. No for all the Winchesters crammed in that sad little world.

Lucifer has his perks though.

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[deepfriedcrack]

The girl running the show thinks she does.

OH GOD KIMMIE I'M SO SORRY.

[magnetic_magpie]

She's a Human she has no idea.

[deepfriedcrack]

Duh. They all think like that, sugar.

[magnetic_magpie]

I've trained mine better.

[paterelohim]

You know who you're agreeing with, right?

[magnetic_magpie]

Hush.

[So yes.]

[paterelohim]

She's a whore. And the reason Cas has stitches that are still healing.

[magnetic_magpie]

I know.

[Chuuuuuck. Did he ever tell you about Brazil?]

[paterelohim]

As long as we're all having fun, I guess.

[magnetic_magpie]

Oh. I am.

[deepfriedcrack]

Sticks and stones, Chucky.

[paterelohim]

Wait- Ruby? Is that you?

I didn't recognize you without seven dicks in your mouth.

[deepfriedcrack]

You do realize there are no archangels around protecting your pathetic human ass, right?

[paterelohim]

You realize we're trapped in the Wood Between the Worlds from the first Narnia book and nothing that happens here matters more than the size of Hilary Clinton's dick, right?

[deepfriedcrack]

It'd still be fun to carve out your spleen.

[paterelohim]

Humans can live without it.

[deepfriedcrack]

Sure you have. You're still on the end of his strings last time I checked.

[magnetic_magpie]

So are you.

[deepfriedcrack]

Never said I wasn't.

[magnetic_magpie]

You do realize the Winchesters will likely be the least of your worries?

[deepfriedcrack]

They were never a part of my worries to begin with.

[magnetic_magpie]

Might want to rethink that, given everyone is stuck in a fishbowl.

[deepfriedcrack]

Clearly you haven't been around the Winchesters long enough. All they need is just a little push and they come crumbling down.

Just mention my name around Sam and Dean. See what happens.

[magnetic_magpie]

Dean's not around and Sam is probably not speaking to me.

Mary tend to be who I talk to most.

[deepfriedcrack]

Well, just name drop once.

Because I'm fucking awesome.