poooossibly going to sirenspull

[deepfriedcrack]

Look, we both know you're in over your head. You have absolutely no plans here, and face it, you're already struggling. I've got better things to do than sit around and placate your ass.

Last time I checked, the plans already gone done. Sam already falls for my moves, and I get stabbed by my own weapon. So yeah, that smarts a bit. But you want to up and take me to Canada? To play with Crowley?

Ugh, no thanks. No for all the Winchesters crammed in that sad little world.

Lucifer has his perks though.

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[deepfriedcrack]

That's what she thinks. Like I have any inclination to go near you. [Because you could smite her and she knows it.]

[integrity]

Wise decision.

[Ugh. He loathes your existence. Seriously. Lilith dying and Lucifer rising was half your fault, you dumbass.]

It's aggravating, when plans don't come to fruition. Isn't it?

[deepfriedcrack]

And so much better when they do, don't you think?

[integrity]

Absolutely.

I think that every single day as I ponder how Lucifer is in the cage and I now have his penthouse suite.

You being dead is also a bonus. I was tired of your screeching.

[deepfriedcrack]

Eh, I still tore the Winchesters a part. And my part of the plan worked. Still counts as a win in my book.

Can't win'em all, Crowley.