poooossibly going to sirenspull

[deepfriedcrack]

Look, we both know you're in over your head. You have absolutely no plans here, and face it, you're already struggling. I've got better things to do than sit around and placate your ass.

Last time I checked, the plans already gone done. Sam already falls for my moves, and I get stabbed by my own weapon. So yeah, that smarts a bit. But you want to up and take me to Canada? To play with Crowley?

Ugh, no thanks. No for all the Winchesters crammed in that sad little world.

Lucifer has his perks though.

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[deepfriedcrack]

Well, just name drop once.

Because I'm fucking awesome.

[magnetic_magpie]

I'm sure you think so.

[deepfriedcrack]

Ugh, I'm the one that got Sam addicted to demon blood, tore him from his brother and fucking unleashed Lucifer.

Yeah, I think so.

[magnetic_magpie]

And I'm the one who took him, all hopped up on demon blood and angel blood, bounced him into a wall, and stuck him in time out.

What's your point?

[deepfriedcrack]

You didn't get between the Winchesters. That's a feat.

What you did a number of beings could do.

[magnetic_magpie]

I wouldn't need to get between them. So much easier when everyone just falls in line.

[deepfriedcrack]

Clearly you don't know the Winchesters. Ask Michael about 'falling in line'.

[magnetic_magpie]

Everyone does, if only for a little while, with the right motivation. That others don't understand how to go about it...isn't really my problem.

[deepfriedcrack]

Well good for you. But the Winchesters never fall in line. It's like who they are.

Me? I just don't find my point in that place.

[magnetic_magpie]

Everyone. No exceptions.

[He knows this so well.]

I'm not overly concerned with what you feel the need to do.

[deepfriedcrack]

I really doubt that.

[And she's so over your attitude.]

Well I'm going to tell you anyway.

[magnetic_magpie]

Believe what you will.

[That's not new.]

Oh?

[deepfriedcrack]

Ugh, I know the Winchesters. Believing has nothing to do with it.

Yup. [She gives no fucks, Mags.]

[magnetic_magpie]

As I said.

[Neither does he.]

[deepfriedcrack]

Right, mysteriously old man who I'm supposed to be intimated by.

I think we're done here.

[magnetic_magpie]

Oh I'm not old. Not yet.

Leave if you wish.

[deepfriedcrack]

Well you're actually fairly young. In comparison. You just look old.

It's my argument to my mun.

[magnetic_magpie]

I like how I look. Lucifer and I have had this discussion.

[So dismissive.]

Good luck with that.

[deepfriedcrack]

Well kudos to your self esteem.

[magnetic_magpie]

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