poooossibly going to sirenspull

[deepfriedcrack]

Look, we both know you're in over your head. You have absolutely no plans here, and face it, you're already struggling. I've got better things to do than sit around and placate your ass.

Last time I checked, the plans already gone done. Sam already falls for my moves, and I get stabbed by my own weapon. So yeah, that smarts a bit. But you want to up and take me to Canada? To play with Crowley?

Ugh, no thanks. No for all the Winchesters crammed in that sad little world.

Lucifer has his perks though.

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[paterelohim]

You know who you're agreeing with, right?

[magnetic_magpie]

Hush.

[So yes.]

[paterelohim]

She's a whore. And the reason Cas has stitches that are still healing.

[magnetic_magpie]

I know.

[Chuuuuuck. Did he ever tell you about Brazil?]

[paterelohim]

As long as we're all having fun, I guess.

[magnetic_magpie]

Oh. I am.

[deepfriedcrack]

Sticks and stones, Chucky.

[paterelohim]

Wait- Ruby? Is that you?

I didn't recognize you without seven dicks in your mouth.

[deepfriedcrack]

You do realize there are no archangels around protecting your pathetic human ass, right?

[paterelohim]

You realize we're trapped in the Wood Between the Worlds from the first Narnia book and nothing that happens here matters more than the size of Hilary Clinton's dick, right?

[deepfriedcrack]

It'd still be fun to carve out your spleen.

[paterelohim]

Humans can live without it.

[deepfriedcrack]

Who said I'm trying to kill you? It'd be fun to watch you squirm.