This is crack. Crack is good. At times you should say YES! to crack.

[notintehkitchen]

Mun, I beg you. Please close that window.

I... I can't stop looking for some reason if you don't.

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[notintehkitchen]

Well... um...

[She says her next line quickly and in a very quiet voice.]

What if I kissed BLU Engineer on the cheek?

[hasstandards]

And why would you do that?

[notintehkitchen]

Because he might of been being really sweet and asking so cutely and innocently what people like to put me together with.

[hasstandards]

Hn. You were just bein' friendly like you do, I suppose.

[Or at least that's what he's telling himself.]

[notintehkitchen]

Friendly? No, not like that. I was... well. I think I liked doing it.

[hasstandards]

I meant—

[He snorts. Not jealous.]

Nevermind. It's not my business. I know you and Truckie are good mates.

[notintehkitchen]

When would it be your business?

[hasstandards]

When it gets in the way of us.

[notintehkitchen]

Would that be if I kissed him on the lips?

[She's seeing how far she can go, secretly.]

[hasstandards]

Why do you ask?

[notintehkitchen]

Because, maybe I did.

[She didn't, but she just likes to see how much he cares.]

[hasstandards]

[He grunts, the noise lingering in the back of his throat.]

You know what? I don't want to talk about this anymore.

[notintehkitchen]

[Oh dear.]

So you don't even care?

[hasstandards]

Why should I? If you're gonna do things like that anyway, why bother?

[notintehkitchen]

[Reaching for his arm, she attempts to hug it to her chest.]

I wasn't doing that. I just... I wanted you to think about me even more.

[hasstandards]

I think about you all the time! What—

[hasstandards]

[He cuts himself off, instantly embarrassed. That wasn't something he would have readily admitted, but in his jealous anger, his mouth got ahead of his mind.]

Hn. I mean that it's... it's hard sometimes not to think about you.

[notintehkitchen]

[Now THAT'S what she likes to hear. The look on her face is as if she just saw the cutest puppy in the world.]

You're so sweet. Mr. Hawk really thinks about me all the time? You do a good job hiding it!

[hasstandards]

[He sighs, having a feeling she's thinking about how cute he is and how cute that is, and that the word cute in general is being applied to him.]

I could do better. It's a distraction from work.

[notintehkitchen]

[Here comes that word again.]

But I like it when you think about me! It's cute and lets me know that you love me.

[hasstandards]

I've told you that before.

[notintehkitchen]

Mr. Hawk!

[Guess who's going to tackle hug you to the ground and start nuzzling up against your chin?]

[hasstandards]

[Is it Pyro? Because if it is, consider Sniper tackled to the ground. He stifles his groan as she nuzzles up against him- while he's not so keen on being knocked down so much, he does like it when she gives him attention.]

You don't do this with Truckie, you do?

[notintehkitchen]

[Laying on top of him, Pyro continues to nuzzle until she hears him ask his question.]

What do you mean? Do I hug Engineer? Of course I hug him. He's my best friend!

[hasstandards]

I meant more like, er. Like this. What you're doin' now.

[With all the nuzzling and lying atop him and no he's not still a teensy bit jealous of Pyro's manly BFF Engie.]