This is crack. Crack is good. At times you should say YES! to crack.

[notintehkitchen]

Mun, I beg you. Please close that window.

I... I can't stop looking for some reason if you don't.

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[hasstandards]

Er. Let's start with me.

[Because he'd rather not know the other answer.]

[notintehkitchen]

I'd kill her.

[She's a romantic, really.]

[hasstandards]

Alright. So if she's goin' after you, then I can do the same.

[notintehkitchen]

Let her down gently, then kill her.

[hasstandards]

I suppose I can do that much, just for you.

[notintehkitchen]

You're not mad at me, are you? I mean for being weird.

[hasstandards]

Honestly, I'm lucky to have someone who'll put up with me. I know I'm not perfect. I just... I can't help how I get when I think about you with someone else. Anyone else. Even if they're better suited for you.

[notintehkitchen]

I don't put up with you, Mr. Hawk. Your company is great to have around. I love you, even when you become a little cranky, it's okay. You're fine the way you are.

I just don't want you to be disgusted with me. The way I am now isn't the same as the way as I was brought up. I'm sure my mother would kill me if she could.

[hasstandards]

[His embrace tightens as he lowers his voice, his tone darkening.]

I wouldn't let her do that.

[notintehkitchen]

I know you wouldn't. You'd kill her first.

[She leans in slightly to kiss his scruffy cheek.]

[hasstandards]

[He's actually kind of surprised by the kiss, given the fact she's right: he would kill her mother before he allowed her to hurt Pyro.]

And you're okay with that?

[notintehkitchen]

[She had the feeling he would. Isn't it nice they are all batshit in their own special ways?]

I wouldn't mind. I mean, I'd be sad for awhile--she is my mom and the person who raised me but she wasn't exactly good at it.

[hasstandards]

What about your father?

[notintehkitchen]

What about him do you want to know?

[hasstandards]

Was he as awful to ya as she was?

[notintehkitchen]

They were about the same.

[hasstandards]

Hn. I can see why you wanted to get away from them.

[notintehkitchen]

I'm surprised you aren't mad at me about this. I don't respect my parents at all.

[hasstandards]

I generally think people oughtta respect their parents, but I'd make an exception for yours. Your mum's got no right to say what she does about you.

[notintehkitchen]

But it's true.

I could be... smaller.

[But that would require less intake of bacon.]

[hasstandards]

Oi. What did we say about bringin' up your weight?

[notintehkitchen]

I know, I know but...

It still hurts.

[And people like Sniper don't have to worry about their weight.]

[hasstandards]

[He sighs as he leans back into the floor, pulling his arms tighter around her again. He knows how that feels, even if he'll never admit to it.]

Well, I know there ain't much I can do about it. I'd plug someone fulla holes if I thought it'd make things right. Still... if there is somethin' I can do, you'll tell me, won't you?

[notintehkitchen]

Of course I will, promise.

[Closing her eyes as she rests against him, Pyro whimpers as she thinks of something embarrassing.]

I'm not crushing you at all?

[hasstandards]

Not at all. And even if you were, I wouldn't complain. I'd rather you be here with me than not.

[Sniper not complaining? Now that's a feat all on its own. Have a kiss to the top of your head, Pyro.]