This is crack. Crack is good. At times you should say YES! to crack.

[notintehkitchen]

Mun, I beg you. Please close that window.

I... I can't stop looking for some reason if you don't.

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[notintehkitchen]

[Oh dear.]

So you don't even care?

[hasstandards]

Why should I? If you're gonna do things like that anyway, why bother?

[notintehkitchen]

[Reaching for his arm, she attempts to hug it to her chest.]

I wasn't doing that. I just... I wanted you to think about me even more.

[hasstandards]

I think about you all the time! What—

[hasstandards]

[He cuts himself off, instantly embarrassed. That wasn't something he would have readily admitted, but in his jealous anger, his mouth got ahead of his mind.]

Hn. I mean that it's... it's hard sometimes not to think about you.

[notintehkitchen]

[Now THAT'S what she likes to hear. The look on her face is as if she just saw the cutest puppy in the world.]

You're so sweet. Mr. Hawk really thinks about me all the time? You do a good job hiding it!

[hasstandards]

[He sighs, having a feeling she's thinking about how cute he is and how cute that is, and that the word cute in general is being applied to him.]

I could do better. It's a distraction from work.

[notintehkitchen]

[Here comes that word again.]

But I like it when you think about me! It's cute and lets me know that you love me.

[hasstandards]

I've told you that before.

[notintehkitchen]

Mr. Hawk!

[Guess who's going to tackle hug you to the ground and start nuzzling up against your chin?]

[hasstandards]

[Is it Pyro? Because if it is, consider Sniper tackled to the ground. He stifles his groan as she nuzzles up against him- while he's not so keen on being knocked down so much, he does like it when she gives him attention.]

You don't do this with Truckie, you do?

[notintehkitchen]

[Laying on top of him, Pyro continues to nuzzle until she hears him ask his question.]

What do you mean? Do I hug Engineer? Of course I hug him. He's my best friend!

[hasstandards]

I meant more like, er. Like this. What you're doin' now.

[With all the nuzzling and lying atop him and no he's not still a teensy bit jealous of Pyro's manly BFF Engie.]

[notintehkitchen]

You mean this?

[She nuzzles his chin again with her soft hair.]

No, this is saved especially for Mr. Hawk and Jell-O!

[hasstandards]

[That got a genuine smile out of him. He wraps his arms around her, content with her atop him, even if his joints are sore from the fall.]

Aces.

[He kisses the top of her head. His affection is always going to be muted compared to hers, but at least he's trying to show it these days.]

I know we can't help what these mundanes do with us sometimes, but... you're always gonna be my girl, luv. Even if I don't say it much. I want what's best for ya.

[notintehkitchen]

I'm glad to hear that from you, Mr. Hawk. I'll be your girl forever and ever. I promise I won't let anything come between us.

[With the top of her head kissed, she rests her face against his chest.]

[hasstandards]

[He closes his eyes for a moment, taking her in- the smell of her hair, the feel of her skin against his, the weight of her head on his chest, his heart thumping away inside. As relaxed as he is with her, he does have something on his mind.]

Hey, luv? Out of curiosity... what would you do if you thought another woman was coming between us?

[notintehkitchen]

Who would she be going after, you or me?

[She had to ask, Pyro herself is a little friendly.]

[hasstandards]

Er. Let's start with me.

[Because he'd rather not know the other answer.]

[notintehkitchen]

I'd kill her.

[She's a romantic, really.]

[hasstandards]

Alright. So if she's goin' after you, then I can do the same.

[notintehkitchen]

Let her down gently, then kill her.

[hasstandards]

I suppose I can do that much, just for you.

[notintehkitchen]

You're not mad at me, are you? I mean for being weird.

[hasstandards]

Honestly, I'm lucky to have someone who'll put up with me. I know I'm not perfect. I just... I can't help how I get when I think about you with someone else. Anyone else. Even if they're better suited for you.