welp, voice-test!

[halfdressed]

You've got great taste, sweetpea, but let's be realistic here for a sec. Where doesn't need my extra special touch? Everyone could benefit from a little love to spice up their frankly boring lives, this isn't going to be an easy decision. I can tell you're stressed, Cupid gets the same ugly lines when he pulls that face. Honey, no, c'mon! Smile.

You've got the Goddess of Love on your side no matter what happens, what could possibly go wrong? Okay, shush, that was totally rhetorical. 

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[notbloodylikely]

Hey, c'mon now, I can do that sort of thing all by my lonesome. Besides, that'd just be cheating.

[halfdressed]

Ooo, already got a special someone? Tell me who they are and I'll bless your union.

[notbloodylikely]

[He quickly waves his hands about a bit.] Not like that! There's way too many beautiful women out there for me to pick one!

[Or more accurately he's terrified of relationships.]