welp, voice-test!

[halfdressed]

You've got great taste, sweetpea, but let's be realistic here for a sec. Where doesn't need my extra special touch? Everyone could benefit from a little love to spice up their frankly boring lives, this isn't going to be an easy decision. I can tell you're stressed, Cupid gets the same ugly lines when he pulls that face. Honey, no, c'mon! Smile.

You've got the Goddess of Love on your side no matter what happens, what could possibly go wrong? Okay, shush, that was totally rhetorical. 

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[halfdressed]

Seriously? I guess Hades is one bone short of a full skeleton. Babe, what's up? You and he having trouble in the bedroom, that it?

[pearling]

[That makes her laugh, a sharp bitter one.]

Always.

I think we're having a bit of a difference of canon here.