Canon is City of Heroes, re: stupid jokes were made about if Spiderbites went to Animus

[viym]

I am. Not. Wearing the Princess Leia costume.

I will just harden my skin and go naked instead.

Yes, this is totally a better option, shut up.

Comments

[brainyglacier]

You know, other than the clunky disaster they wrap around your neck, I think the outfits they hand out there might suit your fashion sense, Viym.

[viym]

You wore a suit to the Nexus Tree, tin-can. Don't talk to me about ~fashion~.

[brainyglacier]

I wore a suit because we were marching to our certain deaths.

Wanted to look nice in the casket.

[viym]

Okay, listen. Despite being the female in this little party of super-evil, you and Vibe still manage to out-dramaqueen me at every single turn. It's time to face facts- and I'm here for you, as your healer.

I'm just saying, you two may be flaming. Gay. Homosexual, Pryce. Like with your penises. Or, screwdriver in your case. Exhaust pipe? I don't know, I don't read robot homoerotic fiction.

[ironvibe]

Hey, I am not a drama queen!

[Yeah that's what he objects to.]

Besides, if I were gay, I could get way better guys than the fuckin' ice box.

[viym]

I seriously doubt it, broseph. I don't think a cute little doe-eyed gay boy is gonna fall in to your lap like some sort of NPC plot device.

I mean, really, you need to kick this shounen ai life dream and join us on the other side of the closet door.

[ironvibe]

Well, I can get a bunch of cultists, CEOs, time travelers, and similarly super-powered ne'er-do-wells to fall into my lap, so I don't see why I couldn't get another dude.

But trust me, if I ended up with some doe-eyed little creep, I'd probably have to rip off his face as an instinctual reflex. The life of weird green-blue hair, magical girls and cherry blossoms is not the life for me.

[viym]

Aw, and here I thought I could get you to sign a contract and become a magical boy. Damn, my plan is ruined.

[MOCK SWOON SIGH OH SO MUCH DESPAIR]

[ironvibe]

Sorry, I'm not the one making contracts with hell demons around here. Ask the scientists that spilled my radiation leak.

[Donuts are not despair tho]

[brainyglacier]

Wow. So you've finally given up on the Pryce/Omnicore ship? You're sure now. I know this is a huge, life altering kind of moment for you.

It's still over there, floating in the distance, an illusory mirage like it's always been, but still! It's there for you.

[viym]

Hey, hey. Hey. I never said you were male, Pryce. We don't know WHAT kinky things lie under your gross, unwashed platemail. For all we know, you could be a particularly adventurous kangaroo.

Who happens to be in love with Omnicore and wants to have her gross data-babies on the internet.