Canon is City of Heroes, re: stupid jokes were made about if Spiderbites went to Animus

[viym]

I am. Not. Wearing the Princess Leia costume.

I will just harden my skin and go naked instead.

Yes, this is totally a better option, shut up.

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[viym]

I seriously doubt it, broseph. I don't think a cute little doe-eyed gay boy is gonna fall in to your lap like some sort of NPC plot device.

I mean, really, you need to kick this shounen ai life dream and join us on the other side of the closet door.

[ironvibe]

Well, I can get a bunch of cultists, CEOs, time travelers, and similarly super-powered ne'er-do-wells to fall into my lap, so I don't see why I couldn't get another dude.

But trust me, if I ended up with some doe-eyed little creep, I'd probably have to rip off his face as an instinctual reflex. The life of weird green-blue hair, magical girls and cherry blossoms is not the life for me.

[viym]

Aw, and here I thought I could get you to sign a contract and become a magical boy. Damn, my plan is ruined.

[MOCK SWOON SIGH OH SO MUCH DESPAIR]

[ironvibe]

Sorry, I'm not the one making contracts with hell demons around here. Ask the scientists that spilled my radiation leak.

[Donuts are not despair tho]